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If you ever want to talk [expletive] about me create a thread titled "Colonoscopy Prep". I assure you I will never click on it.

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Hahaha

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I like naps.

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It took a long time to get to Friday this week.

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I get both Golf and Golf Digest magazines in the mail. I don't have a subscription to either and I don't get billed.

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Get up go to work come home mow the lawn take a shower eat dinner go to bed wake up go to work come home mow the next door neighbor's grass because she's old and her 28 year old son that lives with her is busy playing video games take a shower eat dinner go to bed wake up go to work come home sweep the garage, sharpen the mower blade take a shower eat dinner go to bed wake up.....

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CardsofSTL wrote:Get up go to work come home mow the lawn take a shower eat dinner go to bed wake up go to work come home mow the next door neighbor's grass because she's old and her 28 year old son that lives with her is busy playing video games take a shower eat dinner go to bed wake up go to work come home sweep the garage, sharpen the mower blade take a shower eat dinner go to bed wake up.....
I view lawn mowing as the most demeaning thing I do every week. So here I am walking behind this machine that cuts grass. And I do it in a pattern. And I look like a total dildo while doing it. The aliens are laughing at us.

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One of the reasons I live in a newer construction condo is so I can do as little around the house as possible. Growing up my house had about an acre of land with trees scattered everywhere. I'm still mentally scarred by the experience.

Good to see you back, TM!

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When I starting looking for a house I was looking at single family homes. I quickly realized that would involve yard work. I bought a townhouse and pay HOA fees and have never looked back.

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I’m not sure it’s worth 2 minutes but it kind of is for the sheer WTFery of it.

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