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 Post subject: Colonoscopy Prep
PostPosted: June 18 19, 11:38 am 
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The worst


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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Prep
PostPosted: June 18 19, 12:07 pm 
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lukethedrifter wrote:
The worst

F that. I'll die before I'll put up with that crap. Seriously


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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Prep
PostPosted: June 18 19, 12:09 pm 
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I'm prepping right now.


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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Prep
PostPosted: June 18 19, 1:17 pm 
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Haven't had to do this yet but it's only a few years out I think.


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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Prep
PostPosted: June 18 19, 1:31 pm 
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Joe Shlabotnik wrote:
lukethedrifter wrote:
The worst

F that. I'll die before I'll put up with that crap. Seriously

Colon cancer ain’t no joke.


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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Prep
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Done it once. Not looking forward to that happening again.


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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Prep
PostPosted: June 18 19, 2:44 pm 
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heyzeus wrote:
Done it once. Not looking forward to that happening again.


According to MLBTV you can do it at home.


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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Prep
PostPosted: June 18 19, 2:52 pm 
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The drank isn’t as nasty as it used to be.

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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Prep
PostPosted: June 18 19, 3:12 pm 
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lukethedrifter wrote:
Joe Shlabotnik wrote:
lukethedrifter wrote:
The worst

F that. I'll die before I'll put up with that crap. Seriously

Colon cancer ain’t no joke.

I know. And neither is dying. But I'll take the later instead of being a toy for the medical-industrial complex.

I've accomplished the prime directive and my kids are OK. I've got a hard-earned nest egg that will, if I have anything to say about it, go to them and theirs when I'm gone. I've got nothing else to accomplish and I'm just playing out the string at this point. If I get cancer, just take me 'round back and put me down. F the corporate medical [expletive]. Simple as that.


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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Prep
PostPosted: June 18 19, 4:44 pm 
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I thought it wasn't as bad as I expected. Just had to be near the bathroom (i.e., at home) for several hours. Sure, ass started to burn after a while, but choking the stuff down wasn't too terrible. Had a lemon lime flavor, I think.

The actual procedure is much better. They gave me some pretty awesome dope.


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