Over 1 Million GRB Posts

[stlouie_lipp]

1,000,000 posts and only one World Series during that time...pathetic. We really need to step up our game.

I have been on this board for 57 weeks now. I calculate that I've probably spent an average, conservatively, of five hours a week reading and posting on this board, imbuing it with both my charm as well as my knowledge, responding to countless posts with unwanted legal analysis. That's 285 hours of time for which GRB has not yet rendered payment!

At my average billing rate over this timeframe, I am owed $52,725. Michael, I accept cashier's checks or paypal. No funny business, please.

I thought a hot-shot environmental attorney in Austin would bill at an hourly rate much higher than that of some lowly practitioner in DeKalb, Illinois.

I used an average b/c my billing rate was much lower 5 years ago when I was fresh outa lawschool. It's still not even as high as it would be at bigger firms in the state.

I just got big-timed! (kidding)

[Radbird]

I love Post-it® notes.

[sparks]

impressive or disturbing, I don't know which.

Official babe thread = impressive
Threads on getting a hold of yourself = disturbing
but I guess they go hand in hand

[Hungary Jack]

Note to self, never trust HJ's NSFW rating system. Mild? MILD?!?!?

Tell your boss I am sorry and that it's all my fault.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

It's amazing what people will do just to get away from mike smith.

[wart57]

1,000,000 posts about nothing? Are we the Seinfeld of message boards?

[Hungary Jack]

1,000,000 posts about nothing? Are we the Seinfeld of message boards?

You obviously have not viewed the NSFW babes thread.

[G. Keenan]

We now have more posts than 'Most Awesome Nutshots' has views.

Our work here is done.

[go birds]

You should really be thanking Mike Smith.

[Spider John]

Don't give Mike Smith all of the credit. Bernie played his part too.