Corporate Speak

[Adrian Wapcaplet]

Account manager in every single meeting: "We really need this to go viral."

[wart57]

The buzzword that is the favorite at my job is "overcommunicate" I [expletive] hate it, , it is [expletive] stupid. Only stupid [expletive] heads need to be over [expletive] communicated with. [expletive] off mother [expletive]. Is that over [expletive] communicated enought for you.

[vinsanity]

I have this 'meta' manager and it's annoying.

Actually referenced 'Who Moved My Cheese' in a meeting. And to prepare for the project suggested we discussed how we would deal with problems that might arise....but we had no clue what were actually going to be doing.

[Freed Roger]

He dropped the ball on that

[Hungary Jack]

I have this 'meta' manager and it's annoying.

Actually referenced 'Who Moved My Cheese' in a meeting.

I am going to publish a spoof on this entitled "Where the [expletive]'s my Cheese?"

[Radbird]

"the basic blocking and tackling we do when teeing up an opportunity"

C'mon, buddy. You could've worked in a baseball reference too.

[Radbird]

"Let's put the ball in play while adjusting the sails"

That's more like it.

[cards2468]

In a small meeting I had last week between the VP of a contractor and my peeps, the VP used the word "synergy"

[Hungary Jack]

bulletproof

[Freed Roger]

yea yea yea.

Usually they say yea yea yea to quickly agree with you. As if yes weren't enough.