Things David Freese Is Better Than

[redbirdjazzz]

and the guy in the Dos Equis commercials

When Freese walks down the street, snow falls behind him.



Stay frozen, my friends.

[Fat Strat]

Every time David Freese laughs, a snow angel comes to life.



Stay frozen, my friends.

[jim]

better than pissing, jetskiing, and itch scratching.

++

[Fat Strat]

When David Freese walks past a display of Coors Light, the mountains turn blue.



Stay frozen, my friends.

[planet planet]

Strat, these are so good, you've got to tweet them to Freese.

[cpebbles]

Be careful when searching for Freese pics to manipulate with Safe Search off. I just learned that Google assumes you also wanted "free sex" search results.

[BW23]

Okay, but why should we be careful?

[cards2468]

Be careful when searching for Freese pics to manipulate with Safe Search off. I just learned that Google assumes you also wanted "free sex" search results.

It just proves that David Freese is so good, he will lead us to free sex.

[Jmodene]

There's an old Asimov joke (and an ironic one, given that he was a feminist as early as 1962) that when he was asked if women should be free, he said, "Of course - I hate when they charge."

[ech1997]

I'll start.

Boobs.

NO WAY, brother. The only thing better than boobs is...the other lady part!

This post really caught my attention as I just came from reading a blog article, heaping praise on Freese and how epic Game 6 was. Interesting perspective....