Michael is working 3rd shift tonight

[slide_into_first]

If a player always went 0 for 4 but his team won 100% of the games he played in and lost 100% of the games he didn't play in, what would his WAR be?

[vinsanity]

yeah, it starts out as a shot of whiskey in the coke. Then over time it becomes whiskey with a shot of coke. that's why i don't go for it much anymore.

The coke slows me down. As does the cheap(er) whiskey.

Beam and Diet goes pretty slow for me.

Straight Jameson can go down like water and I forget parts of my night in no time.

Yeah, before long-
I'm drowning in a whiskey river,
bathing my memoried mind in the wetness of its soul,
feeling the amber current flowing from my mind.

You do know the Irish once discovered the meaning of life....


It is now at the bottom of a whiskey bottle some where. I will find it. Sometimes I check tequila though.

[slide_into_first]

Tequila would be a good name for a Chihuahua

[slide_into_first]

Introverts do 3rd shift better than extroverts.

[Michael]

I feel like I've been sitting here for hours.

What exactly are you supposed to do? I take it someone on your team is unexpectedly unavailable? And you're the face of IS?

Yeah, that's what happened. I'm doing developer support.

[mikechamp]

So what music are you cranking to help stay awake?

[Michael]

Right now I'm listening to Miles Davis while slamming diet mt dews.

I'm also researching possible vacations.

[docellis]

you can get on facebook with an anonymous proxy of using your god damn phone jerkface

geen needs you

[G. Keenan]

We need to go to the Aviary.

[Michael]

you can get on facebook with an anonymous proxy of using your god damn phone jerkface

geen needs you

Wish I could. That's a big no no here.

We need to go to the Aviary.

Yeah, it's awesome.

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Let's be honest, that right there is a yuppie paradise. Oh yes.