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Hungary Jack
PostPosted: April 10 12, 1:14 pm 
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How long should it take to make a turkey sandwich on a pretzel roll, with mustard, lettuce, tomato, avocado and cheese? 4 minutes? Maybe 5?

This little shop around the corner takes at least 10 minutes to make a turkey sandwich. Happens every time. I like to support the local independent businesses, but 10 minutes for a [expletive] sandwich? Really?

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Hungary Jack wrote:
How long should it take to make a turkey sandwich on a pretzel roll, with mustard, lettuce, tomato, avocado and cheese? 4 minutes? Maybe 5?

This little shop around the corner takes at least 10 minutes to make a turkey sandwich. Happens every time. I like to support the local independent businesses, but 10 minutes for a [expletive] sandwich? Really?

Hey, it takes some foreplay to reach the Haltz-Peter North sandwich money shot.

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PostPosted: April 10 12, 1:29 pm 
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I was wondering why that guy behind the counter was stroking that squeeze bottle so vigorously.

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At a tooty fruity sandwich shop that offers pretzel rolls(whatever those are), yes. They always take a long time. They also overcharge and have a tip cup. I recommend avoiding these hipster places, and finding a local Subway and supporting that franchise. Your sandwich will be in your hand in less than one minute, and they won't even let you order it on a pretzel roll.

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PostPosted: April 10 12, 1:33 pm 
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Have you ever even had a pretzel roll? They are darned good. Subway sales would increase 20% if they offered a pretzel roll.

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No, but I've rolled a few times with a pretzel.

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cards2468 wrote:
Hungary Jack wrote:
How long should it take to make a turkey sandwich on a pretzel roll, with mustard, lettuce, tomato, avocado and cheese? 4 minutes? Maybe 5?

This little shop around the corner takes at least 10 minutes to make a turkey sandwich. Happens every time. I like to support the local independent businesses, but 10 minutes for a [expletive] sandwich? Really?

Hey, it takes some foreplay to reach the Haltz-Peter North sandwich money shot.


The mayo fluffer took the day off, and there were weren't any relish mags lying around the kitchen.
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PostPosted: April 10 12, 2:13 pm 
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I do not know what a pretzel roll is. I have had pretzels.

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I think you've successfully identified where the time goes, HJ.

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When you use only free-range bread, lettuce that dies from natural causes, turkeys that accidentally tripped and fell across an ax, pigs with extra detachable legs and muscles that they selflessly donate, and a chef whose sandwiches are avant-garde sculptures produced during a choreographed dance re-enacting Emma Goldman's theories of free love, you're darned right it takes a long time.
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