Dark wings, dark words.
THE KING IN THE NORTH!
Vultures on my perch
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JackofDiamonds
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sighyoung
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Re: Vultures on my perch
Maybe you buried your sister alive in your backyard?heyzeus wrote:The vultures are mostly gone now, but for the first time ever, these guys showed up today. Pretty sure these guys are ravens. Why do we only have nightmare-based wildlife here at the Law Offices of Heyzeus PLLC?
Or covered your fellow lawyers in pitch and set them on fire?
Or maybe you took an enemy lawyer down to your firms' catacombs for a taste of wine, and walled him in?
They might hear the beating of the hideous heart of the law partner you buried behind the wall of your office.
Did you solve a murder involving an orangutan recently?
Ravens also are attracted to men with a penchant for dead, beautiful young women.
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sighyoung
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Re: Vultures on my perch
If they're engaged in witty repartee, then they're magpies.
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G. Keenan
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Re: Vultures on my perch
It is known.JackofDiamonds wrote:Dark wings, dark words.
THE KING IN THE NORTH!
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sighyoung
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Re: Vultures on my perch
Quoth the ravens, "Evermore."
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Maclowery
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Re: Vultures on my perch
Ravens are pretty freakin' huge compared to your standard crow. A raven is as large (or larger) than most hawks you see on phone lines. Just sayin'. My dad's a pretty avid birdwatcher and has mentioned that he's only had one legitimate raven sighting, ever. Those looks like crows to me. ie, rats with wings. Exterminate every last one of them.
/holy [expletive] , I guess I'm a birding elitist now.
/also, I am an advocate of anti-animal violence against an entire species.
/holy [expletive] , I guess I'm a birding elitist now.
/also, I am an advocate of anti-animal violence against an entire species.
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Swirls
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Re: Vultures on my perch
Yeah, ravens are ginormous. They're fairly common here in upstate NY.Maclowery wrote:Ravens are pretty freakin' huge compared to your standard crow. A raven is as large (or larger) than most hawks you see on phone lines. Just sayin'. My dad's a pretty avid birdwatcher and has mentioned that he's only had one legitimate raven sighting, ever. Those looks like crows to me. ie, rats with wings. Exterminate every last one of them.
/holy [expletive] , I guess I'm a birding elitist now.
/also, I am an advocate of anti-animal violence against an entire species.
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Hudler
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Re: Vultures on my perch
Missouri actually has a crow hunting season (November - March).
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heyzeus
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Re: Vultures on my perch
Maclowery wrote:Ravens are pretty freakin' huge compared to your standard crow. A raven is as large (or larger) than most hawks you see on phone lines. Just sayin'. My dad's a pretty avid birdwatcher and has mentioned that he's only had one legitimate raven sighting, ever. Those looks like crows to me. ie, rats with wings. Exterminate every last one of them.
/holy [expletive] , I guess I'm a birding elitist now.
/also, I am an advocate of anti-animal violence against an entire species.
Maybe hard to tell from the picture, but these guys were huge - almost the size of our vultures. After looking at them up close, I'm pretty sure they're ravens.