Cheese grater on the penis

[Fat_Bulldog]

I rubbed my penis with a cheese grater last night. I thought it would feel good. Ended up, it didn't.

Discuss.

[cards2468]

That sounds worse than the Tabasco enema I gave myself last night.

[Fat_Bulldog]

That sounds worse than the Tabasco enema I gave myself last night.

That's too bad because a Tabasco enema had crossed my mind for this evening's festivities.

[cards2468]

That sounds worse than the Tabasco enema I gave myself last night.

That's too bad because a Tabasco enema had crossed my mind for this evening's festivities.

apply with rat tail file for optimal pain

[TabascoElvis]

whoa whoa whoa... not liking the direction this is going AT ALL. Stay on topic. Bulldog's talking about rubbing his [expletive] across a [expletive] rasp. Let's not denigrate Tabasco.

(Besides, Sriracha makes for a better high colonic, anyway)

[slide_into_first]

I avoid partners with moustaches and beards for the same reason.

[sighyoung]

Now I know where Bacon Bits come from.

[Sutter'sBeard]

I rubbed my penis with a cheese grater last night. I thought it would feel good. Ended up, it didn't.

Discuss.

Billy Crystal and Christopher Guest called and they want their bit back. " I hate when that happens."

[Fat_Bulldog]

I rubbed my penis with a cheese grater last night. I thought it would feel good. Ended up, it didn't.

Discuss.

Billy Crystal and Christopher Guest called and they want their bit back. " I hate when that happens."

Maybe I'm too pre-occupied with all of the open wounds on my penis, but I don't get this.

[Jocephus]

you just wanted to say cheese grater