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PostPosted: April 18 12, 10:29 am 
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I am a serious baseball fan who wants to see Pujols fail in LA. I'm not sure what that makes me.


Bitter.

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I need somebody to tell me how I should feel about Pujols.

Also, what level do you think my fandom is at?

1. Mild
2. Medium
3. Hot
4. Burn Your Ass


Think of Pujols as a really delicious burger. After you were halfway done eating the burger and took a break to take a drink of your beer, another dude came up and ate the rest of your burger. Now imagine your burger could talk, and told you that the dude that ate the rest of him respected him more, because you took a break to sip your beer.

Now, how do you feel about the burger...er...Pujols?

I think your fandom burns my ass.
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Fat_Bulldog wrote:
I need somebody to tell me how I should feel about Pujols.

Also, what level do you think my fandom is at?

1. Mild
2. Medium
3. Hot
4. Burn Your Ass


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I think all of this could have been avoided had Albert just posted a question about what he should do in the Ask Fat_Bulldog thread.

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Popeye_Card wrote:
dmarx114 wrote:
I am a serious baseball fan who wants to see Pujols fail in LA. I'm not sure what that makes me.


Bitter.

Fat_Bulldog wrote:
I need somebody to tell me how I should feel about Pujols.

Also, what level do you think my fandom is at?

1. Mild
2. Medium
3. Hot
4. Burn Your Ass


Think of Pujols as a really delicious burger. After you were halfway done eating the burger and took a break to take a drink of your beer, another dude came up and ate the rest of your burger. Now imagine your burger could talk, and told you that the dude that ate the rest of him respected him more, because you took a break to sip your beer.

Now, how do you feel about the burger...er...Pujols?

I think your fandom burns my ass.


I am furiously mad now.

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Fat_Bulldog wrote:
Popeye_Card wrote:
dmarx114 wrote:
I am a serious baseball fan who wants to see Pujols fail in LA. I'm not sure what that makes me.


Bitter.

Fat_Bulldog wrote:
I need somebody to tell me how I should feel about Pujols.

Also, what level do you think my fandom is at?

1. Mild
2. Medium
3. Hot
4. Burn Your Ass


Think of Pujols as a really delicious burger. After you were halfway done eating the burger and took a break to take a drink of your beer, another dude came up and ate the rest of your burger. Now imagine your burger could talk, and told you that the dude that ate the rest of him respected him more, because you took a break to sip your beer.

Now, how do you feel about the burger...er...Pujols?

I think your fandom burns my ass.


I am furiously mad now.


It was a tasty burger.

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He's in all likelihood the greatest player any of us will ever see wear our team's uniform. People are gonna be emotional. It's pretty understandable.

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He's in all likelihood the greatest player any of us will ever see wear our team's uniform. People are gonna be emotional. It's pretty understandable.



I understand that and I'm still a little sad over the whole deal, but the fans gotta quit going on about it. I think it makes us look pretty bad.

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Beltran hit a homerun Tuesday night and Hrabosky almost went into a diatribe about how Beltran and everyone else picking their game up will replace albert pujols.

I mean....WTF. The team is flat out playing ball right now. Easily one of the top 5 teams at the moment, leading their division by 3 games or so already and is contending for overall best record in baseball in no small part because of an offense that is absolutely raking. Why the flying [expletive] is he talking about replacing Albert PUjols? SSS and all, but at the time being, they've 'replaced' him and then some. Just talk about how well the team is doing, not how they're still trying to figure out a way to replace The Great and Powerful Pujols.

Hrabosky sucks, but he's not the only one. It's like the goal of the season has become to figure out how to get over Pujols instead of go out, pitch, hit, defend and run well and in turn win some [expletive] games..... The team is doing the 2nd part, yet for some reason the fans can't do the 1st.

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