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OK, so my firm celebrates administrative assistants week in lieu of administrative assistants day. Well, the lawyers have been charged with writing a poem for their assistant. I am not creative at all...I need your help GRB!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can't write for [expletive],
this is a poem.

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There's a lot to be said for making people laugh. Did you know that that's all some people have? It isn't much, but it's better than nothing in this cockeyed caravan.
-John L. Sullivan, Sullivan's Travels (1941)

Hot secretaries to the right of them,
Hot secretaries to the left of them,
Hot secretaries in front of them
Stacked and awesomely dressed;
Leer'd at by sot and satyr,
Boldly they sauntered and well,
Into the jaws of Harassment;
Into the mouth of Hell,
Rode the six hundred.

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^^^^^


our work here is done

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Can't you just buy her a starbucks or macaroni grill gift card like everyone else?

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That's what I'd like to do, believe me. It's like Hanukkah here - something every day this week.

I hope this is a worthy expression of your affection:

Lackey! No mere lickspittle thou,
But opener of executive trou!
Unzip the gate through which I [expletive]
And unfurl a foot of fleshy bliss!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Stop spending your day on facebook
..and make some coffee too.

How ribald!

/faints

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So much depends
upon

a poorly paid
assistant

filing legal
papers

beside the water
cooler