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stlouie_lipp
 Post subject: Poetry help!
PostPosted: April 30 12, 8:49 am 
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OK, so my firm celebrates administrative assistants week in lieu of administrative assistants day. Well, the lawyers have been charged with writing a poem for their assistant. I am not creative at all...I need your help GRB!
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 Post subject: Re: Poetry help!
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can't write for [expletive],
this is a poem.

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 Post subject: Re: Poetry help!
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Hot secretaries to the right of them,
Hot secretaries to the left of them,
Hot secretaries in front of them
Stacked and awesomely dressed;
Leer'd at by sot and satyr,
Boldly they sauntered and well,
Into the jaws of Harassment;
Into the mouth of Hell,
Rode the six hundred.

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our work here is done

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 Post subject: Re: Poetry help!
PostPosted: April 30 12, 9:35 am 
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Can't you just buy her a starbucks or macaroni grill gift card like everyone else?

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 Post subject: Re: Poetry help!
PostPosted: April 30 12, 9:38 am 
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heyzeus wrote:
Can't you just buy her a starbucks or macaroni grill gift card like everyone else?


That's what I'd like to do, believe me. It's like Hanukkah here - something every day this week.
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sighyoung
 Post subject: Re: Poetry help!
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I hope this is a worthy expression of your affection:

Lackey! No mere lickspittle thou,
But opener of executive trou!
Unzip the gate through which I [expletive]
And unfurl a foot of fleshy bliss!
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Stop spending your day on facebook
..and make some coffee too.
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heyzeus
 Post subject: Re: Poetry help!
PostPosted: April 30 12, 10:12 am 
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sighyoung wrote:
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I hope this is a worthy expression of your affection:

Lackey! No mere lickspittle thou,
But opener of executive trou!
Unzip the gate through which I [expletive]
And unfurl a foot of fleshy bliss!


How ribald!

/faints

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 Post subject: Re: Poetry help!
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