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PostPosted: May 15 12, 1:33 pm 
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Weibo. If you meant site that is.

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PostPosted: May 15 12, 6:56 pm 
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How do you confuse a blond?

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Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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PostPosted: May 16 12, 6:49 am 
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AdmiralKird wrote:
How do you confuse a blond?

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Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.


I... I don't get it.

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PostPosted: May 16 12, 8:33 am 
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I had no idea you were a blond JOD


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JackofDiamonds wrote:
AdmiralKird wrote:
How do you confuse a blond?

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Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.


I... I don't get it.

Exactly.

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