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My 5 year old came up with possibly his first joke that makes sense yesterday!

"What does a cow like to drive?"
"A moo-torcycle!"

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What's red and bad for your teeth?
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A brick.

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
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One's huge animal, and other's a little lighter.

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Maclowery wrote:This pirate walked into my bar last week. His ship's wheel was stickin' straight outta his fly. I said, "Hey, pirate meubles design, why's your ship's wheel stickin' outta your pants?"

He says, "Arrr! It's drivin me nuts!!"

(I tell this joke at work to a customer at least once a week)
Too funny this joke, I have heard it somewhere, but it always makes me laugh.

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kranaux12 wrote:
Maclowery wrote:This pirate walked into my bar last week. His ship's wheel was stickin' straight outta his fly. I said, "Hey, pirate meubles design, why's your ship's wheel stickin' outta your pants?"

He says, "Arrr! It's drivin me nuts!!"

(I tell this joke at work to a customer at least once a week)
Too funny this joke, I have heard it somewhere, but it always makes me laugh.

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Wow, that's impressive. Still getting banned, but impressive.

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These pants are like a cheap hotel - there's no ballroom

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Have you heard the joke about the pizza?
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Never mind, it's too cheesey!

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What do you call the Children of the Corn's father?
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Pop-Corn

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What do you call a singing laptop?
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