Corny jokes
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My 5 year old came up with possibly his first joke that makes sense yesterday!
"What does a cow like to drive?"
"A moo-torcycle!"
"What does a cow like to drive?"
"A moo-torcycle!"
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
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Too funny this joke, I have heard it somewhere, but it always makes me laugh.Maclowery wrote:This pirate walked into my bar last week. His ship's wheel was stickin' straight outta his fly. I said, "Hey, pirate meubles design, why's your ship's wheel stickin' outta your pants?"
He says, "Arrr! It's drivin me nuts!!"
(I tell this joke at work to a customer at least once a week)
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kranaux12 wrote:Too funny this joke, I have heard it somewhere, but it always makes me laugh.Maclowery wrote:This pirate walked into my bar last week. His ship's wheel was stickin' straight outta his fly. I said, "Hey, pirate meubles design, why's your ship's wheel stickin' outta your pants?"
He says, "Arrr! It's drivin me nuts!!"
(I tell this joke at work to a customer at least once a week)
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Wow, that's impressive. Still getting banned, but impressive.
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These pants are like a cheap hotel - there's no ballroom
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Have you heard the joke about the pizza?
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What do you call the Children of the Corn's father?
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What do you call a singing laptop?