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... change a poopy diaper than wrap a present.


Inspired by a comment in the Gin thread

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Shovel gravel everyday than what I do now.

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I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather clean all the bathroom in Grand Central Station with my tongue Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades Than spend one more minute with you

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I'd rather be fishing

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CardsofSTL wrote:I'd rather be fishing
instead of just a-wishing?

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pop_haines wrote:Fight than...

No.

I gave up smoking.
Congrats. How long?

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mikechamp wrote:
CardsofSTL wrote:I'd rather be fishing
instead of just a-wishing?
Neither of us are old enough to know that song.

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I'd rather be sore from digging to do our planned landscaping work this spring instead of being sore from shoveling 16 inches of snow.

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I'd rather be in Tahiti....it's a magical place.

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I'd rather slid naked down a razor blade into a vat of alcohol than to......
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