he got his vanilla tootsie roll serviced at a florida (in jupiter) strip mall massage parlor stroke jointJocephus wrote:robert kraft in some trouble
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Come on. They put their pants on like the rest of us - one leg at a time. It's just that when they have their pants on, they practice socialism for the rich.haltz wrote:$6.6 billion net worth and busted at a seedy Florida tug joint. These guys never cease to amaze.
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seems like an old persons tactic anymore, going to a massage parlor. just DM some pornstars.
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Looks like Robert Kraft is out of trouble.
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Which is kind of a bummer. I really wanted to see the NFL handle this one with all their grace and tactEric Snyder, a former prosecutor in the Manhattan DA’s Office and the US Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of New York and now a high-profile trial lawyer, believes there are glaring issues in the case.
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First of all, the women he was with appear to have been operators of the massage parlor. One was arrested and the other one appears to be a cooperating witness, which is why she is named in the affidavits but wasn’t arrested. Prosecutors and police do not leave victims’ name unredacted in the reports they release.
“There’s also no proof in the affidavit that he solicited anything from the women. It is possible that this could have been a legal and consensual act between adults and there does not seem to be evidence to prove otherwise. So the facts supporting a misdemeanor charge of solicitation really don’t jump out at you.
“Second, the video was probably not legally obtained, the police seemed to ignore the necessity requirement for such an intrusive measure like planting a camera in the premises.” (The law stipulates police should only seek warrants for surveillance cameras if no other evidence is available to support their case, so Kraft’s lawyers could argue the video footage is not legal and an invasion of privacy.)
“And third, I doubt the traffic stop was legal either. So the evidence will likely be suppressed [by Kraft’s legal team] if there is ever a trial.