GALENA PARK, TX–The second-floor men's room of a Sysco Vending office building smells like [expletive], disgusted employee Art McCune reported Tuesday. "Jesus Christ, it smells like actual human feces in here," McCune said. "I'm serious–it's like someone walked in, dropped his pants and underwear, straddled a bowl, excreted nearly a pound of fecal matter out of his anus, and then walked right out again." Building custodian Byron Withers apologized for the foul odor, assuring Sysco staffers that by the following morning, the bathroom would be back to smelling like bleach.
Jocephus wrote:this is a TMI thing, but im gonna say it anyways...
one time, at my work bathroom, im in the stall...then these people come in, and are snickering about the smell...and then they left real quick...and im like "hey, whats it supposed to smell like? roses?"
I would wear that like it's a badge of honor.
Way to make 'em scatter! My only fear would have been they heard me laughing out loud as they exited the door.
I like to hold one until somebody else farts first, then say something like, "what was that, in the key of G? ... I think I can work with that..." and then I'll cut mine.
"Okay sorry I was a little flat... can we try that once more, from the top...."
