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MrCrowesGarden
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It's like mad libs with James Lipton and a Jeep Marketing exec.

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I should probably take back what I said about this being a low-budget porno. I'm sure a lot of the budget was spent on Jeep Cherokees.

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From: <Ephraim7@aol.com> Wednesday - November 26, 2008 6:22 PM
To: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Subject: Factual Genesis Seminar

My name is Herman Cummings. I am the author of the book “Moses Didn’t Write About Creation!”. I saw a short tape of a talk show some time ago concerning “teaching creationism in the schools”. It is evident that the secular world is under the delusion that (the cult of) Scientific Creationism is the “leading authority” on Biblical Creation. That is not true. They are actually “lost in their own fantasy of foolishness”, and do not represent true creationism at all.

The question should not be whether or not Creation should be taught in our schools. Hardly anyone knows what factual Biblical Creation is. The question should be “who is qualified to teach it”? No more than 3 people in the world are experts in this area. The rest are unqualified “pseudo scholars” which have no idea what Biblical Creation is, nor what the text in Genesis is saying.

Both the worlds of secular science and theology have been brainwashed over the centuries into thinking that Genesis gives a day by day account of Creation Week. It is even a debated issue within the creationism world on the length of each day in Genesis chapter one, whether it be 24 hrs, or thousands of years. “Young Earth” believers, such as in Creation Science, teach that each day was 24 hrs, but only occurring about 6,000 to 10,000 years ago. That is a proven falsehood which Creation Science refuses to accept, even after their own controlled test gave them “Old Earth” results. Old Earth believers either believe in “theistic evolution” or some form of a “gap theory”, in order to try to reconcile what they think the Bible says, with the discoveries (facts) of modern science.

I’d like to conduct a seminar at your facility on “the Observations of Moses”, and expose the ignorance of the other so called “experts” who do not understand what Genesis is telling us about the prehistoric history of Earth and mankind. Current theologians and bible scholars are “lost in the dark”, and only give misinformation. Being a teacher, you should want your students to hear the correct interpretation of literature, rather than only falsehoods, fables, foolishness, misrepresentations and myths.

Just as “the church” did not accept the true view of our universe, when Nicholas Copernicus discovered the truth in AD 1514, theology of today is blind to the truth of Genesis, and thus teaches ridiculous doctrines which make the book of Genesis seem like a fairy tale (“book of faith” only), rather than an invaluable book of advanced (true) science.

Herman Cummings
PO Box 1745
Fortson GA, 31808
706-662-2893
Ephraim7@aol.com

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I was curious, so I looked it up. Pretty creative.

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The doctrine of Biblical Reality is that God showed Moses six different days which occurred in the past, with each day being taken from a different week, and each week being the first week in seven different geologic eras of mankind. Each day was a different day of the week, with the days of revelation being shown to Moses starting with Sunday, on a Sunday. But chronologically, the earliest vision starts with Wednesday, the only day of Creation Week which Moses was shown. These six visions were given to Moses while he was on Mt. Sinai, in 1598 BC, about six weeks after crossing the Red Sea, in "biblical order". Any theologian "worth their salt" should know what that means.

The opposing view of evolution is not "Creation". I get tired of hearing and reading about people saying such, which is an indication of ignorance of the facts. There are no "creation accounts" in Genesis. The correct opposing view is the "seven days of Moses", or what I have coined as the "Observations of Moses". Starting chronologically, the "Fourth Day" was Wednesday of Creation Week, shown to Moses on a Wednesday, representing the first geologic era of mankind, comparable to the Pre-Cambrian/Paleozoic Eras. The death of species occurred by escalation, starting with small life forms in the water. This era ended with the Great Extinction, in 245 Million BC. This is when Lucifer lost "the war in Heaven", and caused the death of all surface life that he could. What followed was the first of six restorations of life on Earth, as defined by God Himself, conveyed by means of the remaining six days of Moses.

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