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G. Keenan
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Arthur Dent wrote:
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I take it this was a battery operated item?


Not quite that bad, but what has been seen cannot be unseen. I don't think I ever looked at my parents the same way ever again.

Plus, is it bad if I was afraid to check the expiration date on a set of condoms? My parents are both over 60 and I just figured ignorance was bliss.

In the end, I got some good out of it: I felt a lot less bad about hiding the fact that I drink from them.

Why would a 60+ year-old couple need condoms?


They don't have sex. The guy can just afford a Rich Man every time at that age.

What is a Rich Man, you ask? Wanking with a condom on.

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G. Keenan wrote:
They don't have sex. The guy can just afford a Rich Man every time at that age.

What is a Rich Man, you ask? Wanking with a condom on.


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what's the purpose of that?

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G. Keenan wrote:
They don't have sex. The guy can just afford a Rich Man every time at that age.

What is a Rich Man, you ask? Wanking with a condom on.


First a blumpkin, now this. This is by far the most educational site on the www.

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what's the purpose of that?


Easier cleanup?

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what's the purpose of that?


Easier cleanup?

I've done it a few times. First time I was 16 and I did it because I didn't want to be condom-retarded when it was go-time. I enjoyed the ease of clean up enough that every now and then I get a wild hair and put one to solo use. Especially if I've had one for a long time and I see no possibility for non-solo use.

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heyzeus wrote:
clevername wrote:
what's the purpose of that?


Easier cleanup?

I've done it a few times. First time I was 16 and I did it because I didn't want to be condom-retarded when it was go-time. I enjoyed the ease of clean up enough that every now and then I get a wild hair and put one to solo use. Especially if I've had one for a long time and I see no possibility for non-solo use.

I'm not going to lie, the thought of someone jerkin it with a condom on because they are never going to use it highly depressing.

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Arthur Dent
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Aren't tissues way easier cleanup since they do not have to be removed? Maybe dogs prefer the Rich Man.

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InvincibleCakeEater wrote:
thrill wrote:
heyzeus wrote:
clevername wrote:
what's the purpose of that?


Easier cleanup?

I've done it a few times. First time I was 16 and I did it because I didn't want to be condom-retarded when it was go-time. I enjoyed the ease of clean up enough that every now and then I get a wild hair and put one to solo use. Especially if I've had one for a long time and I see no possibility for non-solo use.

I'm not going to lie, the thought of someone jerkin it with a condom on because they are never going to use it highly depressing.

I'm paranoid that if it's more than a few weeks old I'm gonna get somebody pregnant.

Plus I'm no Jordan, I can't score at will. I'm more of a Steve Kerr. I've got to play to my strengths, work hard in practice and when I get the chance, shoot my ass off.

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Aren't tissues way easier cleanup since they do not have to be removed? Maybe dogs prefer the Rich Man.

This is going to be crude, but if you don't like getting your stuff everywhere you can't go all out through climax in order to facilitate the catch in the tissue. The rich man allows you to keep going with impunity.

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