Padres' Fernando Tatis Jr. violates MLB PED policy, hit with 80 Game Suspension

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Joe Shlabotnik wrote:
August 12 22, 5:12 pm
My condolences BAS, wherever you are.
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also, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJA

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crazy news. which reminds me, did tatis sr ever get a positive or was he just rumored because of the era?

also, do people buy the accidental/inadvertent excuse at this point?

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Damn, got to ask my doctor about the ringworm medicine that will get me jacked as a side effect. I’ve been using Tinactin for years like a chump.

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At least they got Soto.

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Sounds like he isn't buying the ringworm medication excuse.

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A ringworm on steroids is the origin story for the Tremors franchise, I'm pretty sure.

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My kids had pinworms a few years back. I shoulda noticed something fishy when they started lifting me over their heads and spinning me.

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Jocephus wrote:
August 12 22, 5:57 pm
also, do people buy the accidental/inadvertent excuse at this point?
Not even a little bit. If taking the wrong medication could cost me millions of dollars, then I'd be damn sure to check the label on everything I took.

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