Wilford Brimley ate 300 frozen cats

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Wilford Brimley ate 300 frozen cats

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I heard that somewhere. Or he ate a horse, or shot a horse. I'm confused now.

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Wilford Brimley shoots up on heroin?

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A heroin dealer shot Wilfor Brimley?

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The rumor I heard was that Wilford Brimley owns a remote island where he genetically melds cats with his own DNA to populate his grotesque fiefdom.

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jim wrote:I heard that somewhere. Or he ate a horse, or shot a horse. I'm confused now.
Had the horse been whipped/tenderized? And did he dip the cats and/or horse in Quaker Oatmeal?

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tears all over my keyboard...i am dying

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JL21 wrote:
jim wrote:I heard that somewhere. Or he ate a horse, or shot a horse. I'm confused now.
Had the horse been whipped/tenderized? And did he dip the cats and/or horse in Quaker Oatmeal?
I heard that Charlton Heston was killed before he could announce on national TV: "QUAKER OATS IS CATS! CATS!"

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JL21 wrote:
jim wrote:I heard that somewhere. Or he ate a horse, or shot a horse. I'm confused now.
Had the horse been whipped/tenderized? And did he dip the cats and/or horse in Quaker Oatmeal?
Not sure, but I know they were delivered by Liberty Medical.

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G. Keenan wrote:The rumor I heard was that Wilford Brimley owns a remote island where he genetically melds cats with his own DNA to populate his grotesque fiefdom.
He sure looks different without the mustache.

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