Wilford Brimley ate 300 frozen cats

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Re: Wilford Brimley ate 300 frozen cats

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docellis wrote:her socks are really weird.
so is the giant piece of fat stomach skin that's lobbing over
her "hoo-hoo" and flopping around out the bottom of her "moo-moo"

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omaha_red wrote:
docellis wrote:her socks are really weird.
so is the giant piece of fat stomach skin that's lobbing over
her "hoo-hoo" and flopping around out the bottom of her "moo-moo"
I was hoping it was a baby that decided never to completely leave home.


We need a thread for various uses of that stomach flap, i.e.-

- keeping food warm
- smothering grease fires
- paperweight
- shielding yourself at a Gallagher show
- smuggling immigrants

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I'm thinking this didn't help out too much with his dia-BEET-iss.

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Unfortunately, she's not unique. In fact, this guy is much worse. The haltz warning applies here as well.
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bronx_bird wrote:I'm thinking this didn't help out too much with his dia-BEET-iss.
um, now I see the original thread. nevermind.

i'm going home now.

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bronx_bird wrote:
bronx_bird wrote:I'm thinking this didn't help out too much with his dia-BEET-iss.
um, now I see the original thread. nevermind.

i'm going home now.
so you posted this thinking Wilford Brimley really ate 300 frozen cats? that would be awesome.

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sighyoung wrote:
JL21 wrote:
jim wrote:I heard that somewhere. Or he ate a horse, or shot a horse. I'm confused now.
Had the horse been whipped/tenderized? And did he dip the cats and/or horse in Quaker Oatmeal?
I heard that Charlton Heston was killed before he could announce on national TV: "QUAKER OATS IS CATS! CATS!"
AHAHAHAHA

Also this:
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We gotta chop at least one cat.

A search tells me that the first time that picture was posted Omaha didn't use a spoiler tag. How lame of me.

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docellis wrote:
bronx_bird wrote:
bronx_bird wrote:I'm thinking this didn't help out too much with his dia-BEET-iss.
um, now I see the original thread. nevermind.

i'm going home now.
so you posted this thinking Wilford Brimley really ate 300 frozen cats? that would be awesome.
i just thought it was random day on the board.

i was at the Phillies/Giants game last Friday with a friend from Philly, and he was making a joke about those W. Brimley commercials. I just sent him this link....he's going to ****.

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omaha_red wrote:
docellis wrote:her socks are really weird.
so is the giant piece of fat stomach skin that's lobbing over
her "hoo-hoo" and flopping around out the bottom of her "moo-moo"
the "hoo-hoo..moo-moo" rhyme made my day

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