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At attorney I work with who knows I'm a big Cardinals fan just told me about how he's a family friend of Kip Wells. It was difficult for me not to mention what an awful, awful pitcher Kip Wells is.

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heyzeus wrote:At attorney I work with who knows I'm a big Cardinals fan just told me about how he's a family friend of Kip Wells. It was difficult for me not to mention what an awful, awful pitcher Kip Wells is.
Are you implying Lawyers are stupid?

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heyzeus wrote:At attorney I work with who knows I'm a big Cardinals fan just told me about how he's a family friend of Kip Wells. It was difficult for me not to mention what an awful, awful pitcher Kip Wells is.
If he's much of a friend, he'd know.

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vinsanity wrote:
heyzeus wrote:At attorney I work with who knows I'm a big Cardinals fan just told me about how he's a family friend of Kip Wells. It was difficult for me not to mention what an awful, awful pitcher Kip Wells is.
Are you implying Lawyers are stupid?
Not to make a blanket generalization, but no. Lawyers are across the board brilliant and some of the finest citizens this country has.

The person I was talking to was aware that Wells had been cut by the Reds and didn't seem to be playing ball for anyone right now, so I think the horribleness of Wells remained an unspoken thing that each of us acknowledged in our own way. Like a silent yet putrid fart hanging in the hallway.

Go ahead and apply that analogy for Kip's career.

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heyzeus wrote:
vinsanity wrote:
heyzeus wrote:At attorney I work with who knows I'm a big Cardinals fan just told me about how he's a family friend of Kip Wells. It was difficult for me not to mention what an awful, awful pitcher Kip Wells is.
Are you implying Lawyers are stupid?
Not to make a blanket generalization, but no. Lawyers are across the board brilliant and some of the finest citizens this country has.

The person I was talking to was aware that Wells had been cut by the Reds and didn't seem to be playing ball for anyone right now, so I think the horribleness of Wells remained an unspoken thing that each of us acknowledged in our own way. Like a silent yet putrid fart hanging in the hallway.

Go ahead and apply that analogy for Kip's career.
Wells' true friends would have taken the ball away and gotten him a designated pitcher.

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heyzeus wrote:At attorney I work with who knows I'm a big Cardinals fan just told me about how he's a family friend of Kip Wells. It was difficult for me not to mention what an awful, awful pitcher Kip Wells is.
Boobasaurus Rex, Schnozzberries, OHLENDORFFFFF!!!!! and now the Kipster. Your life is like Entourage:Austin.

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