IT's TEH Cole Burns SuperHappyFunThread!!!

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InvincibleCakeEater wrote:
heyzeus wrote:At attorney I work with who knows I'm a big Cardinals fan just told me about how he's a family friend of Kip Wells. It was difficult for me not to mention what an awful, awful pitcher Kip Wells is.
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heyzeus wrote:The person I was talking to was aware that Wells had been cut by the Reds and didn't seem to be playing ball for anyone right now, so I think the horribleness of Wells remained an unspoken thing that each of us acknowledged in our own way. Like a silent yet putrid fart hanging in the hallway.
What a hilarious and apt analogy. I'm going to steal that one the next time I'm describing an awkward conversation, if you don't mind.

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JL21 wrote:
heyzeus wrote:The person I was talking to was aware that Wells had been cut by the Reds and didn't seem to be playing ball for anyone right now, so I think the horribleness of Wells remained an unspoken thing that each of us acknowledged in our own way. Like a silent yet putrid fart hanging in the hallway.
What a hilarious and apt analogy. I'm going to steal that one the next time I'm describing an awkward conversation, if you don't mind.
I don't mind, but I will demand a nickel in royalties for each instance of use.

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On CNN's ticker today
Survivors of mine disasters say hope, Kenny Rogers kept them going

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cardsfansince82 wrote:On CNN's ticker today
Survivors of mine disasters say hope, Kenny Rogers kept them going
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They hoped to be lifted up, like Kenny's eyebrows.

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compliments of ICE

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I just ran across this yesterday. Man.

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VERMILLION, SD - NOVEMBER 13: Joey Mitchell #5, right, from Hitchcock-Tulare makes a spectacular one handed catch in front of Joe Erickson #5 of Dell Rapids St. Mary's in the first quarter of the South Dakota Class 9B High School Championship football game Friday, Nov. 13, 2009 at the DakotaDome in Vermillion, South Dakota. (Photo by Dave Eggen/Inertia)

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SD has at least 9 classes?

That's insane, imo.

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go birds wrote:SD has at least 9 classes?

That's insane, imo.
Six. It used to be two. The biggest sixteen and everyone else. Which wasn't really fair. They could probably do with four.

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