Well, the other mods smoked cigarettes afterwards, so they seem to have enjoyed it.Michael wrote:The boner thread sleeps with the fishes.
Yep, I abused my mod powers on that one.
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Who said I wasn't proud of this one?Michael wrote:That said, I've had some threads I'm not too proud of.
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Not me. I just didn't want someone to link one of my terrible threads and call me a hypocrite.TGantz wrote:Who said I wasn't proud of this one?Michael wrote:That said, I've had some threads I'm not too proud of.
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To save from reading 35 pages, let me just guess:
Gantz hasn't been laid in forever, found a lady friend whose whispering eye he wanted to plunge his sword in, went on a few "Gettaknowya" dates which were really just posturing for some good ole' fashion Barry White bumpin' vagina slaying, eventually liquored the chick up and bent her over his couch, chugged some Dr Pepper and made magic happen.
Am I somewhere close?
Gantz hasn't been laid in forever, found a lady friend whose whispering eye he wanted to plunge his sword in, went on a few "Gettaknowya" dates which were really just posturing for some good ole' fashion Barry White bumpin' vagina slaying, eventually liquored the chick up and bent her over his couch, chugged some Dr Pepper and made magic happen.
Am I somewhere close?
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And we're back on track.
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Holy [expletive], I wish I had just read that and not the other 34 pages. Spot on.PujolJunkie wrote:To save from reading 35 pages, let me just guess:
Gantz hasn't been laid in forever, found a lady friend whose whispering eye he wanted to plunge his sword in, went on a few "Gettaknowya" dates which were really just posturing for some good ole' fashion Barry White bumpin' vagina slaying, eventually liquored the chick up and bent her over his couch, chugged some Dr Pepper and made magic happen.
Am I somewhere close?
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He is a classy guy.PujolJunkie wrote:To save from reading 35 pages, let me just guess:
Gantz hasn't been laid in forever, found a lady friend whose whispering eye he wanted to plunge his sword in, went on a few "Gettaknowya" dates which were really just posturing for some good ole' fashion Barry White bumpin' vagina slaying, eventually liquored the chick up and bent her over his couch, chugged some Dr Pepper and made magic happen.
Am I somewhere close?
This 1's on me, bud
Keep slaying the tang and chuggin Dr. Pepper like a boss.
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If there was ever a Table of Contents thread in the Archives forum, PJ should write the summaries.
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I broke up with her last night. I tried to tell her how crappy she made me feel, but she started freaking out on me. She told me she'd been [expletive] some dude the entire time, and that she was still seeing her ex. Real or not, it did help me get over her pretty quickly.
Thanks for the help guys. It was a good experience in the sense that I dealt with some of the first date stuff. Now I know what to watch out for. Girls that are [expletive] on the first date, are probably just [expletive].
Thanks for the help guys. It was a good experience in the sense that I dealt with some of the first date stuff. Now I know what to watch out for. Girls that are [expletive] on the first date, are probably just [expletive].
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Well, at least you got your noodle wet.