UPDATE: (Page 35) Everybody Hurts

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Re: UPDATE: (Page 35) Everybody Hurts

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sighyoung wrote:Finally, get yourself tested, buddy.
The rest of the post was hilarious, but yeah, don't forget this.

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*EDIT* nm
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Call her and tell her it'd be a good idea for her to get tested for hepatitis.

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Fat_Bulldog wrote:Call her and tell her it'd be a good idea for her to get tested for hepatitis.
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So apparently she was lying about the other guys. I figured she was, but either way I'm glad I got out. She was attractive, smart, and I had fun with her most of the time. But her personality really didn't fit well with mine.

I am totally getting tested.

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TGantz wrote:So apparently she was lying about the other guys. I figured she was, but either way I'm glad I got out. She was attractive, smart, and I had fun with her most of the time. But her personality really didn't fit well with mine.

I am totally getting tested.
What? So you told her you didn't want to hang out anymore and she was like "Yeah, fine, I've been banging multiple other dudes this whole time anyway." But it was a lie? Either way, avoid this girl.

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TGantz wrote:I am totally getting tested.
Does she have an intravenous drug problem or hang out at truck stop gloryholes? Are you going to get your peehole swabbed every time you hook up with a girl? I hope your game sucks.

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cards2468 wrote:*EDIT* nm
Don't think we didn't read this post before the edit, you misogynist.

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haltz wrote:
TGantz wrote:I am totally getting tested.
Does she have an intravenous drug problem or hang out at truck stop gloryholes? Are you going to get your peehole swabbed every time you hook up with a girl? I hope your game sucks.
You wrapped it up, didn't you Gantz? Please say you wrapped it up. Never impregnate or get the herp from a girl who insults your ride.

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I miss having a steady girlfriend and not having to use condoms. I've had a time or two since where a gal told me she was on the pill, no STDs, and I could go without, but F that noise. I am quite satisfied having made it this far with a clean slate of boner health.

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