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Sutter'sBeard
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JohnnyJay wrote:How about the Rick Horton special?

You try to order it, but the waiter just keeps on talking and talking and talking about something HE ordered when he was a customer in a restaurant once!
:lol: =D> Nice

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The Wayne Hagin...AKA Vanilla Ice Cream.

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The Wayne Hagen Dessert Special

Vanilla Ice Cream served with Vanilla Wafers and a Vanilla Coke. This dessert does not go with the Shannon Diner very well.

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The Steve Stone and Skip Caray Special

it's not very good but just know that if you complain about it you will be asked to leave.

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The Cards Talk du Jour

Following wins: Prime Rib, Lobster, and Dom Perignon

Following losses: Arsenic

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The Whitey Herzog

A fine meal, followed by a 20-minute lecture from your waiter about how great the meal was.

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The Scott Rolen Plate, formerly known as The Slinger

Aptly re-named for Rolen because after you enjoy the homerun-quality flavor, the meal sprints through your insides.

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The Albert Pujols

All you can eat beluga caviar, truffles and kobe beef. It ain't cheap, but you get what you pay for.

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Grammar_Police wrote:The Albert Pujols

All you can eat beluga caviar, truffles and kobe beef. It ain't cheap, but you get what you pay for.
Actually, I've heard that their menu will be very close to something like this. They're apparently trying to make it very upscale (I know, I know... it's in Westport)

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Izzy capsules

Good to prevent heart attacks.

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