Pujols5 opens today?

Sutter'sBeard · Post by **Sutter'sBeard** » August 30 06, 7:07 am

Tambourine Man wrote:The Mad Hungarian Special

No matter how much you complain about your meal, the waiter insists that it will only get better. Then he refills your glass of Kool-Aid.

I bet the Kool-Aid is only served in Rosy Colored Glasses also.

JL21 · Post by **JL21** » August 30 06, 7:33 am

Sutter'sBeard wrote:The Jeff Fassero

Dog Meat and a Rolaids

Awesome.

omaha_red · Post by **omaha_red** » August 30 06, 7:42 am

the "mark mulder i'd rather be golfing in arizona and posing for magazine spreads than throwing a strike and winning a game and not giving up 9 runs in two straight and then 5 in 2 innings because i shouldn't even be on a major league roster when i couldn't even get out steroid using minor leaguers because i'd rather be golfing and posing in arizona french toast"

Grammar_Police · Post by **Grammar_Police** » August 30 06, 7:42 am

Chris Duncan Special*

You order a cheeseburger, but they serve you prime rib.

*Subject to change

JohnnyJay · Post by **JohnnyJay** » August 30 06, 7:48 am

How about the Rick Horton special?

You try to order it, but the waiter just keeps on talking and talking and talking about something HE ordered when he was a customer in a restaurant once!

MrCrowesGarden · Post by **MrCrowesGarden** » August 30 06, 7:49 am

The Juan Encarnacion Instant Breakfast

Leaves a bitter taste in your mouth after the first few swallows, but seems to settle in as you progress.

Dillagii · Post by **Dillagii** » August 30 06, 7:50 am

Julian Tavarez Phone card special.

You will get a phone card worth of 10 dollars free with a meal above 50 dollars.

MrCrowesGarden · Post by **MrCrowesGarden** » August 30 06, 7:53 am

The Mark Mulder...well, that's what they bring you even though you're pretty sure you ordered the Randy Johnson or the Tim Hudson.

Post by **heyzeus** » August 30 06, 7:54 am

Mike Shannon's Special: a cold, frosty six pack of easy drinking Busccccch light.

omaha_red · Post by **omaha_red** » August 30 06, 7:55 am

JohnnyJay wrote:How about the Rick Horton special?

You try to order it, but the waiter just keeps on talking and talking and talking about something HE ordered when he was a customer in a restaurant once!

that could be the "Joe Morgan" too..