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Sutter'sBeard
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Tambourine Man wrote:The Mad Hungarian Special

No matter how much you complain about your meal, the waiter insists that it will only get better. Then he refills your glass of Kool-Aid.
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I bet the Kool-Aid is only served in Rosy Colored Glasses also.

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Sutter'sBeard wrote:The Jeff Fassero

Dog Meat and a Rolaids
Awesome.

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the "mark mulder i'd rather be golfing in arizona and posing for magazine spreads than throwing a strike and winning a game and not giving up 9 runs in two straight and then 5 in 2 innings because i shouldn't even be on a major league roster when i couldn't even get out steroid using minor leaguers because i'd rather be golfing and posing in arizona french toast"

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Chris Duncan Special*

You order a cheeseburger, but they serve you prime rib.



*Subject to change

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How about the Rick Horton special?

You try to order it, but the waiter just keeps on talking and talking and talking about something HE ordered when he was a customer in a restaurant once!

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The Juan Encarnacion Instant Breakfast

Leaves a bitter taste in your mouth after the first few swallows, but seems to settle in as you progress.

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Julian Tavarez Phone card special.

You will get a phone card worth of 10 dollars free with a meal above 50 dollars.

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The Mark Mulder...well, that's what they bring you even though you're pretty sure you ordered the Randy Johnson or the Tim Hudson.

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Mike Shannon's Special: a cold, frosty six pack of easy drinking Busccccch light.

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JohnnyJay wrote:How about the Rick Horton special?

You try to order it, but the waiter just keeps on talking and talking and talking about something HE ordered when he was a customer in a restaurant once!
that could be the "Joe Morgan" too.. :lol:

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