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Holy crap that's hilarious.

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Dan Quisenberry submarine sandwich

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I literally had to walk away and take a smoke break after the Tavarez Face omaha posted. I can't be laughing while talking to paramedics :lol:

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the "Dwight Gooden Cocaine Bacon Burger"..
it's a bacon burger with cocaine all over it..

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the "steve kline chicken fingers"

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omaha_red wrote:the "steve kline chicken fingers"
comes with a side of "dirty" rice?

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The Steve Kline Chicken Fingers Plate.

Five chicken fingers, with the middle one considerably larger than the others.*

*Not to be served at the same table as the Tony LaRussa Tofu Burger.

Dammit, omaha! I posted mine same time as you.

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RC21 wrote:The Steve Kline Chicken Fingers Plate.

Five chicken fingers, with the middle one considerably larger than the others.*

*Not to be served at the same table as the Tony LaRussa Tofu Burger.

Dammit, omaha! I posted mine same time as you.
my bad.. yours is funnier.. you can delete mine..

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The Anthony Reyes Surprise.

After two bites, your waiter will inexplicably arrive, box up the rest of your meal, and ship it to Memphis.

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"Ricky Ankiel's Wild Pitcher of Margaritas"

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