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mcgee51taguchi99 wrote:Happy hour idea:

Dennis Boyd night where an "Oil Can" of Foster's is half price.
And Jim Hunter night when any Catfish entree is half price.

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Jim Edmonds' (or Mark Mulder's) Frosted Flakes

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The "Dewitt 3-course dinner"

Course 1: 12 oz filet mignon, baked potato, and the finest wine.

Course 2: After feeling good and full, the waiter tells you that he is bringing in something even better, and it won't cost you anymore.

Course 3: The waiter comes back and says he was mistaken, and that the restaurant couldn't afford anything better. You get a bologna sandwich and some Doritos, and are told that it should fill you up.

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docellis wrote:LaRussa's tofu burger
Deidre Pujols, Hanon and executive chef Greg Maggi are responsible for incorporating some of her recipes into the menu. Albert is a big fan of chicken, and a focus of the menu is his favorite chicken dishes. It also features American- and Latin-inspired food as well as a Tony La Russa veggie burger, named for the Cardinals manager, who doesn't eat meat.
My joke wasn't funny because it was true.

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RC21 wrote:The Steve Kline Chicken Fingers Plate.

Five chicken fingers, with the middle one considerably larger than the others.*

*Not to be served at the same table as the Tony LaRussa Tofu Burger.

Dammit, omaha! I posted mine same time as you.
...on a bed of dirty rice.

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This really is the greatest thread ever.

Keep it up guys. I can't even quote my favorites anymore. There are too many of them!

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Radio_Bugtussle wrote:
RC21 wrote:The Steve Kline Chicken Fingers Plate.

Five chicken fingers, with the middle one considerably larger than the others.*

*Not to be served at the same table as the Tony LaRussa Tofu Burger.

Dammit, omaha! I posted mine same time as you.
...on a bed of dirty rice.
I already did that one for Kline. :D

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The Jimmy Edmonds

Anything "flaming" such as fahita's.

Just for the record-I don't believe he is gay. Not that there's.......

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Sutter'sBeard wrote:The Jimmy Edmonds

Anything "flaming" such as fahita's.

Just for the record-I don't believe he is gay. Not that there's.......
anything wrong with it..

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omaha_red wrote:
Sutter'sBeard wrote:The Jimmy Edmonds

Anything "flaming" such as fahita's.

Just for the record-I don't believe he is gay. Not that there's.......
anything wrong with it..
What is a fahita? Do you mean fajita.

Do gay people eat fajitas?

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