Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?

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Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?

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We were promised, Cronos. We aren't too demanding. We just want this one simple thing.

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I think you misunderstood him. He hooked up with a dude at a rave.

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He's too busy banging to care about posting.

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InvincibleCakeEater wrote:I think you misunderstood him. He hooked up with a dude at a rave.
Ha.

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I met the girl when Cronos and I hung out in Chicago. She is cute as hell.

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My money is on a makeout session. If he'd gotten laid the forum servers would have insta-crashed.

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Cronos' Facebook Status: had a great evening, and can't wait to see her again. :)
Sat at 11:42pm · Comment · Like
Judging by the time, I'm guessing there was a hug or maybe a kiss. Most likely just building blocks.

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I'm going with a handjob dark horse.

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AdmiralKird wrote:
Cronos' Facebook Status: had a great evening, and can't wait to see her again. :)
Sat at 11:42pm · Comment · Like
Judging by the time, I'm guessing there was a hug or maybe a kiss. Most likely just building blocks.
Those Facebook time stamps can be incredibly inaccurate. I've concluded that when Facebook stalking someone it's best not to use them as part of whatever creepy, lonely, desperate, worst-case-scenario speculation I've got going on at the time.

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