Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?
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Re: Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?
remember: the back door doesn't count
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Re: Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?
Past 1st...past 1st...I am trying to remember the bases here... 2nd base is the Rusty Trombone, right?
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Re: Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?
Once the deed is sealed, we need a complicated Compare/Contrast analysis of Cronos' relationship/love/sex posts before and after coitus.
Love is a chemical reaction! Love doesn't exist! Who needs booty!
And next, oh, Sunday morning, I expect a Sonnet waxing poetic on the sweet curves of a woman, shining in the dawn light.
Love is a chemical reaction! Love doesn't exist! Who needs booty!
And next, oh, Sunday morning, I expect a Sonnet waxing poetic on the sweet curves of a woman, shining in the dawn light.
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Re: Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?
Yeah! And then they make you drive them to church the next morning! Like, gas ain't free!
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Re: Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?
This thread is useless...
...without pics.
...without pics.
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Re: Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?
he put them on facebook...hot!AdmiralKird wrote:This thread is useless...
...without pics.
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Re: Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?
I think he either groped her nips or got a Cleveland steamer.JackofDiamonds wrote:Past 1st...past 1st...I am trying to remember the bases here... 2nd base is the Rusty Trombone, right?
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Re: Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?
definitely the latterlukethedrifter wrote:I think he either groped her nips or got a Cleveland steamer.JackofDiamonds wrote:Past 1st...past 1st...I am trying to remember the bases here... 2nd base is the Rusty Trombone, right?
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Re: Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?
Cronos69 wrote:Heh, alright, alright. In the parlance, I'm past 1st and on my way to 2nd, with Oquendo enthusiastically waving me to third.
My base-running pace is somewhere between Molina and Ludwick, though, so as to not freak her out (she's pretty reserved like me). I did say impending, not immediate.
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