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Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?

Posted: March 8 10, 11:30 am
by heyzeus
We were promised, Cronos. We aren't too demanding. We just want this one simple thing.

Re: Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?

Posted: March 8 10, 11:35 am
by obucard
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Re: Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?

Posted: March 8 10, 11:43 am
by InvincibleCakeEater
I think you misunderstood him. He hooked up with a dude at a rave.

Re: Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?

Posted: March 8 10, 12:01 pm
by AdmiralKird
He's too busy banging to care about posting.

Re: Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?

Posted: March 8 10, 12:20 pm
by JackofDiamonds
InvincibleCakeEater wrote:I think you misunderstood him. He hooked up with a dude at a rave.
Ha.

Re: Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?

Posted: March 8 10, 12:52 pm
by JCShutout
I met the girl when Cronos and I hung out in Chicago. She is cute as hell.

Re: Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?

Posted: March 8 10, 1:47 pm
by cardsfansince82
My money is on a makeout session. If he'd gotten laid the forum servers would have insta-crashed.

Re: Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?

Posted: March 8 10, 2:05 pm
by AdmiralKird
Cronos' Facebook Status: had a great evening, and can't wait to see her again. :)
Sat at 11:42pm · Comment · Like
Judging by the time, I'm guessing there was a hug or maybe a kiss. Most likely just building blocks.

Re: Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?

Posted: March 8 10, 2:11 pm
by The Third Man
I'm going with a handjob dark horse.

Re: Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?

Posted: March 8 10, 2:52 pm
by G. Keenan
AdmiralKird wrote:
Cronos' Facebook Status: had a great evening, and can't wait to see her again. :)
Sat at 11:42pm · Comment · Like
Judging by the time, I'm guessing there was a hug or maybe a kiss. Most likely just building blocks.
Those Facebook time stamps can be incredibly inaccurate. I've concluded that when Facebook stalking someone it's best not to use them as part of whatever creepy, lonely, desperate, worst-case-scenario speculation I've got going on at the time.