Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?

Arthur Dent · Post by **Arthur Dent** » March 10 10, 2:23 pm

Jocephus wrote:
planet pujolsian wrote:
Jocephus wrote:i feel bad for cronos...none of us had a message board teasing us before sex
Tell them about your secret then.
haha

What? A secret?

haltz · Post by **haltz** » March 10 10, 2:23 pm

Arthur Dent wrote:
Jocephus wrote:
planet pujolsian wrote:
Jocephus wrote:i feel bad for cronos...none of us had a message board teasing us before sex
Tell them about your secret then.
haha
What? A secret?

you'll have to wait a little bit. T-minus 11 hours til sexy time.

Jocephus · Post by **Jocephus** » March 10 10, 2:44 pm

has it been mentioned that its usually not very good the first time?

JackofDiamonds · Post by **JackofDiamonds** » March 10 10, 2:45 pm

Jocephus wrote:has it been mentioned that its usually not very good the first time?

/SECRETS

JackofDiamonds · Post by **JackofDiamonds** » March 10 10, 2:45 pm

Jocephus wrote:has it been mentioned that its usually not very good the first time?

Though, only if the girl is a virgin. I was 16 and lost it to a 22 year old bartendress... it was awesome.

Jocephus · Post by **Jocephus** » March 10 10, 2:47 pm

i would go as far as to say that everytime with someone new isn't always good...takes a while to know their turnons, body movements, smells...secretions

JackofDiamonds · Post by **JackofDiamonds** » March 10 10, 2:54 pm

Jocephus wrote:i would go as far as to say that everytime with someone new isn't always good...takes a while to know their turnons, body movements, smells...secretions

Besides making me want to throw-up, I disagree with your post. Before my girlfriend, some of the best sex I ever had were 1-nighters/weekenders. Something fun about something new. Can I "finish the job" faster for my girlfriend knowing all of her /SECRETS ? Sure, but there's a missing level of "excitement."

Jocephus · Post by **Jocephus** » March 10 10, 2:55 pm

not about finishing the job faster...just knowing what yer partner likes

lukethedrifter · Post by **lukethedrifter** » March 10 10, 2:56 pm

JackofDiamonds wrote:
Jocephus wrote:i would go as far as to say that everytime with someone new isn't always good...takes a while to know their turnons, body movements, smells...secretions
Besides making me want to throw-up, I disagree with your post. Before my girlfriend, some of the best sex I ever had were 1-nighters/weekenders. Something fun about something new. Can I "finish the job" faster for my girlfriend knowing all of her /SECRETS ? Sure, but there's a missing level of "excitement."

I would like to offer to bring your gf some excitement but I don't want that to come between our internet friendship.

G. Keenan · Post by **G. Keenan** » March 10 10, 3:00 pm

Jocephus wrote:i would go as far as to say that everytime with someone new isn't always good...takes a while to know their turnons, body movements, smells...secretions

I never want to have sex again after reading this.

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