Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?

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Jocephus wrote:
planet pujolsian wrote:
Jocephus wrote:i feel bad for cronos...none of us had a message board teasing us before sex
Tell them about your secret then.
haha
What? A secret?

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Arthur Dent wrote:
Jocephus wrote:
planet pujolsian wrote:
Jocephus wrote:i feel bad for cronos...none of us had a message board teasing us before sex
Tell them about your secret then.
haha
What? A secret?
you'll have to wait a little bit. T-minus 11 hours til sexy time.

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has it been mentioned that its usually not very good the first time?

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Jocephus wrote:has it been mentioned that its usually not very good the first time?
/SECRETS

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Jocephus wrote:has it been mentioned that its usually not very good the first time?
Though, only if the girl is a virgin. I was 16 and lost it to a 22 year old bartendress... it was awesome.

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i would go as far as to say that everytime with someone new isn't always good...takes a while to know their turnons, body movements, smells...secretions

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Jocephus wrote:i would go as far as to say that everytime with someone new isn't always good...takes a while to know their turnons, body movements, smells...secretions
Besides making me want to throw-up, I disagree with your post. Before my girlfriend, some of the best sex I ever had were 1-nighters/weekenders. Something fun about something new. Can I "finish the job" faster for my girlfriend knowing all of her /SECRETS ? Sure, but there's a missing level of "excitement."

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not about finishing the job faster...just knowing what yer partner likes

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JackofDiamonds wrote:
Jocephus wrote:i would go as far as to say that everytime with someone new isn't always good...takes a while to know their turnons, body movements, smells...secretions
Besides making me want to throw-up, I disagree with your post. Before my girlfriend, some of the best sex I ever had were 1-nighters/weekenders. Something fun about something new. Can I "finish the job" faster for my girlfriend knowing all of her /SECRETS ? Sure, but there's a missing level of "excitement."
I would like to offer to bring your gf some excitement but I don't want that to come between our internet friendship.

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Jocephus wrote:i would go as far as to say that everytime with someone new isn't always good...takes a while to know their turnons, body movements, smells...secretions
I never want to have sex again after reading this.

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