Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?

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Jocephus wrote:not about finishing the job faster...just knowing what yer partner likes
Poor choice of words:

1) It's not a job.
2) I am not trying to get her to finish fast at all.

With familiarity comes a small level of routinosity. An incredibly fun and always worthwhile routine, however.

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Ladies: Jocephus knows your secretions. And relishes them.

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heyzeus wrote:Ladies: Jocephus knows your secretions. And relishes them.

Ha.

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YOU ALL KNOW ITS TRUE

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I want a secretion thread.

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docellis wrote:I want a secretion thread.
You would.

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GO AHEAD, SKIN IT. SKIN THAT SMOKE WAGON AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. JERK THAT PISTOL AND GO TO WORK. I SAID THROW DOWN, BOY!

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cardsfansince82 wrote:GO AHEAD, SKIN IT. SKIN THAT SMOKE WAGON AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. JERK THAT PISTOL AND GO TO WORK. I SAID THROW DOWN, BOY!
You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?

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docellis wrote:I want a secretion thread.
explain

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omaha_red wrote:
docellis wrote:I want a secretion thread.
explain
I just thought maybe a secretion thread would become the worst thread in GRB history so then I would have created the two worst threads in GRB history. Secrets and secretions.

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