Are Newtons even cookies?

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Are (fig/fruit) Newtons even cookies?

I guess so
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Get the [expletive] outta here
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Leroy
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Are Newtons even cookies?

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Vote or wood chipper
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Wiki is never wrong.

Newtons (cookie)
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As they are present in the all important new cookie poll that is being conducted in the highly scientific environs of GRB laboratories; they're obviously cookies.
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No. They are a fruit bar.

Unless you are without refinement and taste.

Then, yeah, they look like a cookie to you.
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fig newtons are cookies just like hotdogs are sandwiches
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Joe Shlabotnik wrote:No. They are a fruit bar.

Unless you are without refinement and taste.

Then, yeah, they look like a cookie to you.
More snobbery. It says cookie right on the packaging.
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CardsofSTL wrote:
Joe Shlabotnik wrote:No. They are a fruit bar.

Unless you are without refinement and taste.

Then, yeah, they look like a cookie to you.
More snobbery. It says cookie right on the packaging.
Yeah, and North Korea says it's the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
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heyzeus wrote:
CardsofSTL wrote:
Joe Shlabotnik wrote:No. They are a fruit bar.

Unless you are without refinement and taste.

Then, yeah, they look like a cookie to you.
More snobbery. It says cookie right on the packaging.
Yeah, and North Korea says it's the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
I rest my case.
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No.
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