What is black,white and re(a)d all over? (bad joke thread)

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What is black,white and re(a)d all over? (bad joke thread)

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Did you hear about the butcher who backed into a meat grinder and got a little behind in his orders?

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A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender hands him a beer and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch? Fission chips.
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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One muffin looks over and says to the other muffin, "Is it just me or is it hot in here?" The other muffin looks over and says, "Holy [expletive]! A talking muffin!"
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A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.
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Horse walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Horse says, "I found out I have cancer"

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to heaven.

see what I did there?

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Jesus Christ and John the Baptist are out golfing. The hole they are on has a lake in the middle of it. John the Baptist plays it smart and hits it close to the water hazard so he has a better chance to hit it over the water. Jesus chuckles and pulls out his driver. "You'll never hit it over," said John the Baptist. He tries to hit it over in one hit and sure enough, it goes straight into the middle of the lake. Jesus sighs and walks on the water to try to find his ball. The group playing behind them runs up to John the Baptist in disbelief saying, "That guy is walking on water! Is that Jesus Christ?"

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Three legged dog walks into a bar and says "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw"

We know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas. If it had been anywhere else it would be known as the teethbrush.

Arkansas and Missouri jointly commisioned a commitee to find the quickest, most effective way to raise the iq in boyh states. After much study it was decided to take the bootheel away from Missouri and give it to Arkansas.

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07come11 wrote:Arkansas and Missouri jointly commisioned a commitee to find the quickest, most effective way to raise the iq in boyh states. After much study it was decided to take the bootheel away from Missouri and give it to Arkansas.
Awesome. That reminds me of another one:

Why doesn't Texas fall into the Gulf of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks.

/was born in Oklahoma

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Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mizzou engineer?
A: The large pizza can feed a family of four.

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