What is black,white and re(a)d all over? (bad joke thread)

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Re: What is black,white and re(a)d all over? (bad joke thread)

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Swirls wrote:
07come11 wrote:Arkansas and Missouri jointly commisioned a commitee to find the quickest, most effective way to raise the iq in boyh states. After much study it was decided to take the bootheel away from Missouri and give it to Arkansas.
Awesome. That reminds me of another one:

Why doesn't Texas fall into the Gulf of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks.

/was born in Oklahoma
I always heard like this:

Why is Kansas so windy?

Because Nebraska blows and Oklahoma sucks.

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Dirty Ernie was in class as his teacher was going over spelling words. The word of the day is "evidently." The teacher asks, "Can anyone use the word of the day in a sentence?" There is only one student raising their hand, and of course it's Dirty Ernie. The teacher wants to avoid calling on him at all costs, because she knows he's going to say something inappropriate like he always does. Unfortunately, nobody else is raising their hand. The teacher reluctantly calls on Dirty Ernie.

"Are farts lumpy?" Dirty Ernie asks. Surprised by the question, the teacher says, "No... farts aren't lumpy. Why do you ask?" "Evidently, I just [expletive] my pants."

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Q: What's the difference between an onion and a prostitute?
A: I cry when I cut an onion.

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TimeForGuinness wrote:Q: What's the difference between an onion and a prostitute?
A: I cry when I cut an onion.

Q: What's the best thing about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?
A: There's twenty of them!

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Swirls wrote:Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mizzou engineer?
A: The large pizza can feed a family of four.
I've heard some pretty horrible jokes comparing a large pizza to some demographic... and it doesn't always involve the pizza being able to feed a family of 4.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm?
A: A Rottweiler at a playground

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What's the difference between [insert sorority here] and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

What's black and white and red and can't turn around in a hallway?
Nun with a spear through her neck.

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Q-How do you know if a girl from Arkansas is still a virgin?
A-She can outrun her dad.

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What does a pepper do when it gets mad?

It gets jalepeno face.

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Some good ones in here. And some cringey ones.

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