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Corny jokes

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Do we have such a thread already?

If not, I'm going to throw one out there in honor of St. Patrick's Day:

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?
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One more bean would make it two farty.

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What do you call a Cubs player with a WS ring?
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Two fish are in a tank. What does fish #1 say to fish #2?
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My 3yr old told me this gem the other day.

Poopy: Daddy, why did the chicken cross the road?

Me: I don't know cutie, why?

Poopy: 'Cause he had to poop!!! Hahhahahahhahhahhhahhahahhhahhhahahahahahahahah!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
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Because 7 8 9.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?
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elephino

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This pirate walked into my bar last week. His ship's wheel was stickin' straight outta his fly. I said, "Hey, pirate, why's your ship's wheel stickin' outta your pants?"

He says, "Arrr! It's drivin me nuts!!"

(I tell this joke at work to a customer at least once a week)

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Guy walks into a bar.......second guy ducks!

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I had to give a 2 minute presentation a couple of weeks ago in front of a couple of hundred people. The joke actually had relevance because the word tissue was in my talk and had something to do with some software that my group wrote/maintains. I was the 32nd speaker out of 47, so you can imagine that people were nodding off/not paying attention by the time I got there. So I opened with this:

How do you make a tissue dance?
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Give it a little boogey.

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Yeesh, jim. I would've walked out and headed over to Quick Trip for some taquitos.

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