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stlouie_lipp wrote:
InvincibleCakeEater wrote:Got talked into going to Red Lobster for lunch a few days ago. It was, well, Red Lobster. They have a crab stuffed shrimp rangoon appetizer that was amazing though.
I'm going to go ahead and say it, I like Red Lobster.
The only time I’ve been to red lobster was traumatic. I was coerced into going with a couple of bosses to a strip club after.
After one of them got a private dance, the stripper came over to me and asked me how old he was. I was like I guess he’s as old as he looks. Unfortunately, she replied he sure had fun. What the actual [expletive]? Why would she do that to me? Isn’t that a HIPAA violation?

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lukethedrifter wrote:
stlouie_lipp wrote:
InvincibleCakeEater wrote:Got talked into going to Red Lobster for lunch a few days ago. It was, well, Red Lobster. They have a crab stuffed shrimp rangoon appetizer that was amazing though.
I'm going to go ahead and say it, I like Red Lobster.
The only time I’ve been to red lobster was traumatic. I was coerced into going with a couple of bosses to a strip club after.
After one of them got a private dance, the stripper came over to me and asked me how old he was. I was like I guess he’s as old as he looks. Unfortunately, she replied he sure had fun. What the actual [expletive]? Why would she do that to me? Isn’t that a HIPAA violation?
What does that mean, she did him? He blew his load in his pants? What?

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Smith Corks One wrote:
lukethedrifter wrote:
stlouie_lipp wrote:
InvincibleCakeEater wrote:Got talked into going to Red Lobster for lunch a few days ago. It was, well, Red Lobster. They have a crab stuffed shrimp rangoon appetizer that was amazing though.
I'm going to go ahead and say it, I like Red Lobster.
The only time I’ve been to red lobster was traumatic. I was coerced into going with a couple of bosses to a strip club after.
After one of them got a private dance, the stripper came over to me and asked me how old he was. I was like I guess he’s as old as he looks. Unfortunately, she replied he sure had fun. What the actual [expletive]? Why would she do that to me? Isn’t that a HIPAA violation?
What does that mean, she did him? He blew his load in his pants? What?
Too crass? Sorry. Upon further contemplation of the entirety of the post, I feel reasonably confident that it was the latter.

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Smith Corks One wrote:
Smith Corks One wrote:
lukethedrifter wrote:
stlouie_lipp wrote:
InvincibleCakeEater wrote:Got talked into going to Red Lobster for lunch a few days ago. It was, well, Red Lobster. They have a crab stuffed shrimp rangoon appetizer that was amazing though.
I'm going to go ahead and say it, I like Red Lobster.
The only time I’ve been to red lobster was traumatic. I was coerced into going with a couple of bosses to a strip club after.
After one of them got a private dance, the stripper came over to me and asked me how old he was. I was like I guess he’s as old as he looks. Unfortunately, she replied he sure had fun. What the actual [expletive]? Why would she do that to me? Isn’t that a HIPAA violation?
What does that mean, she did him? He blew his load in his pants? What?
Too crass? Sorry. Upon further contemplation of the entirety of the post, I feel reasonably confident that it was the latter.
I didn’t want to know. Again, HIPAA VIOLATION!!!! LALALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU, STRIPPER LADY WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS? PLEASE STOP.

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But yeah based on her incredulity i figured he soiled his trousers like he was a teen. MAKE IT STOP!!

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This thread delivers.

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I have an idea for a new book. Similar to "Everybody Poops"....

"Everybody Squirts"

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go birds wrote:this thread has taken a weird ass turn

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GeddyWrox wrote:I have an idea for a new book. Similar to "Everybody Poops"....

"Everybody Squirts"
This could also be turned into a remake of an REM song.

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