Jocephus wrote: ↑October 19 20, 4:41 pmheyzeus wrote: ↑October 19 20, 2:04 pmThis is like the paradoxical corollary to my "always choose the supermarket checkout line with the fewest old people in it" theory.Marge and Apu arrive at the Express Lane, which is strictly "1000 Items Or Less".
Look, Mrs. Simpson, the express line is the fastest line not always. That old man up front, he is staved for attention, he will talk the cashier's head off.
The old man is Grampa Simpson.
Ah, there's an interesting story behind this nickel. In 1957 I remember it was. I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to three - medium brown.
Let's cut to... that line.
But that's the longest!
Yes, but look: all pathetic single men. Only cash, no chit-chat.
They move through the line quickly. Marge sighs with satisfaction.
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