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I love cats, but I could never eat all of one.

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JL21 wrote:I love cats, but I could never eat all of one.
Not even kitten cutlets?

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If a cat were big enough, it would eat you.

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lukethedrifter wrote:If a cat were big enough, it would eat you.
This is an excellent point. If there were a cat in my house the size of an black lab, let alone something the size of an irish wolf hound or great dane, I would be food.

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lukethedrifter wrote:If a cat were big enough, it would eat you.
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thrill wrote:
JL21 wrote:I love cats, but I could never eat all of one.
Not even kitten cutlets?
Yeah, I suppose I could handle that. I'm picturing something about the size of a smaller cornish game hen.

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JL21 wrote:
thrill wrote:
JL21 wrote:I love cats, but I could never eat all of one.
Not even kitten cutlets?
Yeah, I suppose I could handle that. I'm picturing something about the size of a smaller cornish game hen.
I suspect there's a sexual pun here, just beneath the surface.

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We can at least all agree that LOLcats are a blight on humanity, right?

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The Third Man wrote:We can at least all agree that LOLcats are a blight on humanity, right?
Yes.

Business cat on the other hand...

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