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Jocephus wrote:
October 19 20, 4:41 pm
heyzeus wrote:
October 19 20, 2:04 pm
Leroy wrote:
October 14 20, 7:24 am
Important tip. When approaching a two lane drive through, quickly scan for children. The one with more kids is ALWAYS the slowest.

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This is like the paradoxical corollary to my "always choose the supermarket checkout line with the fewest old people in it" theory.
Marge and Apu arrive at the Express Lane, which is strictly "1000 Items Or Less".

APU
Look, Mrs. Simpson, the express line is the fastest line not always. That old man up front, he is staved for attention, he will talk the cashier's head off.

The old man is Grampa Simpson.

GRAMPA
Ah, there's an interesting story behind this nickel. In 1957 I remember it was. I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to three - medium brown.

APU
Let's cut to... that line.

MARGE
But that's the longest!

APU
Yes, but look: all pathetic single men. Only cash, no chit-chat.

They move through the line quickly. Marge sighs with satisfaction.
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I am currently musing in a random pattern.

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When you look someone in the eye, which eye do you look at? It seems I look at the right eye - the one on my left.

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Everytime I see a missing female on Facebook, the lyrics to a Beastie Boys song runs through my head...
I think I thought I seen her on eighth and forty-deuce
Hoping hell isn't as bad as they say.

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Can animals be right handed or left handed?

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I just found out John Madden is still alive. It was a shock to me, I could have sworn he died a few years ago..

I think animals can be right handed but not left. At least they shouldn't be. Just like humans.

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Weird Al needs to do a song parody of Presidents of the United States of America's "Lump," but changed to "Trump."

This is the cutting edge, not at all outdated satire that my brain is capable of generating.

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heyzeus wrote:
December 14 20, 11:07 am
Weird Al needs to do a song parody of Presidents of the United States of America's "Lump," but changed to "Trump."

This is the cutting edge, not at all outdated satire that my brain is capable of generating.
Didn't he do one about Forrest Gump to that song?

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he did, gump

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IMADreamer wrote:
December 15 20, 9:47 am
heyzeus wrote:
December 14 20, 11:07 am
Weird Al needs to do a song parody of Presidents of the United States of America's "Lump," but changed to "Trump."

This is the cutting edge, not at all outdated satire that my brain is capable of generating.
Didn't he do one about Forrest Gump to that song?
Well then he needs to redo it again, god dammit.

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