Rant: Dobbs adverts

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Re: Rant: Dobbs adverts

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Used to sell them auto parts. Was crazy how much they made on an oil filter. I won't take my car to Dobbs.

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Perhaps my feelings are heightened because FSMW is the only station I watch live, with adverts. I think Dobbs ought to take a few days off every now and again, because seriously [expletive] those guys.

The Carrollton Bank ones are getting worse too. It used to be two bankers, and even though they were lying scum ("I have a real passion for customer service" - no you don't, you like making money) they were at least talking about what they did. Now it's just some random-ass customer who looks like they dragged him in off the street.

I do like the florists' advert with the three gay guys, though. That one's great.

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Re: Rant: Dobbs adverts

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Walter Knoll? Excellent florists.

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Re: Rant: Dobbs adverts

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thrill wrote:Your rant needs to be yankified, mort.
Famous Mortimer wrote:Three adverts.
1) Commercials
Famous Mortimer wrote:the paedophile
2) the pedophile
Famous Mortimer wrote:jobbing actor
3) working actor
Famous Mortimer wrote: Dobbs you bastards!
4) We don't call folks "bastards" in the US. We call them wankers. "Dobbs you wankers!"


That's all. Just trying to be helpful.
At least he didn't say "tyres". :-s

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