First world problems

[thrill]

I have too many vacation days stockpiled and I'm worried my boss won't let me take them all this summer.

I ordered some Malin+Goetz hair product along with some deodorant and they only sent the deodorant. I want the hair stuff, but I've been too lazy so far to complain to their customer service.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

Heading to Florida this Saturday and am pissed that I have to layover in Atlanta for 3 hours.

[G. Keenan]

The biggest offense our politicians commit is lying about sending pictures of their junk to a hooker... As opposed to, you know, committing genocide.

There's a few million dead Vietnamese and Iraqis that would beg to differ.

[heyzeus]

My office installed new computers and made it so that only admins can install programs, so now my flash player doesn't play all videos and I can't update it.

[IMADreamer]

I stopped to get some breakfast on the way to work this morning, they forgot the straw for my OJ.

[cards2468]

The biggest offense our politicians commit is lying about sending pictures of their junk to a hooker... As opposed to, you know, committing genocide.

There's a few million dead Vietnamese and Iraqis that would beg to differ.

Oh lord... I meant aimed at their own people.

[Michael]

Today I found out my mortgage refinance may incur additional costs because more than 20% of my condo building is commercial property.

Also, the pizza joint across the street changed ownership and the quality of the slices has decreased.

[Fat_Bulldog]

Hang in there guys and gals.

[Michael]

Today I found out my mortgage refinance may incur additional costs because more than 20% of my condo building is commercial property.

Crisis adverted. No extra fees.

Unfortunately after that piece of good news I found out a NYC restaurant I wanted to try will be closed for renovations during my upcoming trip.

[MrCrowesGarden]

My girlfriend thinks I'm nuts for wanting to buy Terminator 2 on Blu-Ray because we don't have (nor do I want) the first Terminator.