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Bump for my love of Imo's.

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themiddle54 wrote:Pizza's like sex. Even when it's not great, it's still very satisfying.

The Good Pie, then, is like sex with a squad of SEC cheerleaders. (Take yr pick, I'll go U Georgia.)
and Imos is like getting raped in prison

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cards2468 wrote:
themiddle54 wrote:Pizza's like sex. Even when it's not great, it's still very satisfying.

The Good Pie, then, is like sex with a squad of SEC cheerleaders. (Take yr pick, I'll go U Georgia.)
and Imos is like getting raped in prison
I would never consider prison rape to be the best sex of your life, but whatever floats your boat...

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The Good Pie is like having sex with a loose hooker who fake tans too much. Burnt on the outside, kinda doughy on the inside. And you paid way more than you should have.

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Eating homemade pizza is like masturbating, I guess?

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lukethedrifter wrote:Eating homemade pizza is like masturbating, I guess?
If you sit on the pizza for a while before eating, it's like a stranger is giving you a hand job

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cards2468 wrote:
lukethedrifter wrote:Eating homemade pizza is like masturbating, I guess?
If you sit on the pizza for a while before eating, it's like a stranger is giving you a hand job
Thanks for the suggestion. I need a change since I've made 3 pizzas this week.

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cards2468 wrote:
themiddle54 wrote:Pizza's like sex. Even when it's not great, it's still very satisfying.

The Good Pie, then, is like sex with a squad of SEC cheerleaders. (Take yr pick, I'll go U Georgia.)
and Imos is like getting raped in prison
I think he is from Chicago so he may not understand exactly what we are talking about here.

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lukethedrifter wrote:
cards2468 wrote:
lukethedrifter wrote:Eating homemade pizza is like masturbating, I guess?
If you sit on the pizza for a while before eating, it's like a stranger is giving you a hand job
Thanks for the suggestion. I need a change since I've made 3 pizzas this week.
Like masturbating, cooking for yourself can be lonely, but pretty satisfying and a lot cheaper.

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cards2468 wrote:
lukethedrifter wrote:
cards2468 wrote:
lukethedrifter wrote:Eating homemade pizza is like masturbating, I guess?
If you sit on the pizza for a while before eating, it's like a stranger is giving you a hand job
Thanks for the suggestion. I need a change since I've made 3 pizzas this week.
Like masturbating, cooking for yourself can be lonely, but pretty satisfying and a lot cheaper.
And there is less begging involved.

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