The only h2h fantasy keeper league the [expletive] matters

[ghostrunner]

Got an ocular migraine at the end of the draft and couldn't read for [expletive]. Only had $22 left anyway.

[planet planet]

Can't believe I missed it!

[JackofDiamonds]

[expletive]!

[Swirls]

[expletive]!

You spent $48 on Jason Heyward last year.

This year I spent $51 on Andrew McCutchen.

thrill (I think it was him) spent $65 on Nelson Cruz...

[JackofDiamonds]

[expletive]!

You spent $48 on Jason Heyward last year.

This year I spent $51 on Andrew McCutchen.

thrill (I think it was him) spent $65 on Nelson Cruz...

I am curious as to what I paid for the collection of stiffs I ended up with. I completely forgot about the draft. I say we redraft tonight.

[Swirls]

Team wang whipper
C Chris Iannetta 1
1B Adrian Gonzalez 1
2B Aaron Hill 24
3B David Wright 1
SS Jose Reyes 1
2B/SS Starlin Castro 11
1B/3B Mark Reynolds 21
OF Justin Upton 1
OF Nelson Cruz 65
OF Jason Bay 13
OF Omar Infante 1
OF Ryan Ludwick 1
UTIL Lance Berkman 10
P Tim Lincecum 1
P Chris Carpenter 1
P Neftali Feliz 31
P Brandon Morrow 21
P Shaun Marcum 20
P Matt Garza 22
P C.J. Wilson 7
P Ervin Santana 1
P Rick Porcello 1
BE Jason Motte 1
BE Chris Sale 1
BE J.D. Drew 1
BE Danny Espinosa 1
Total: 260
Remaining: 0

Danville Warriors
C Matt Wieters 1
1B Ryan Howard 1
2B Brian Roberts 15
3B David Freese 8
SS Erick Aybar 12
2B/SS Mike Aviles 1
1B/3B Adam LaRoche 17
OF Corey Hart 24
OF Torii Hunter 21
OF Grady Sizemore 13
OF Nick Swisher 10
OF Denard Span 10
UTIL Vladimir Guerrero 1
P Clayton Kershaw 1
P Carlos Marmol 1
P Clay Buchholz 1
P Jonathan Broxton 21
P Hiroki Kuroda 16
P Daniel Hudson 14
P John Axford 11
P Ryan Franklin 10
P Jair Jurrjens 2
BE Derrek Lee 13
BE Chris Coghlan 2
BE Coco Crisp 4
BE Jason Kubel 3
Total: 233
Remaining: 27

Stillwater Stallions
C Buster Posey 1
1B Kendry Morales 33
2B Dan Uggla 40
3B Pedro Alvarez 30
SS Stephen Drew 26
2B/SS J.J. Hardy 1
1B/3B Paul Konerko 31
OF Matt Holliday 1
OF Carlos Quentin 1
OF Andres Torres 12
OF Julio Borbon 1
OF Jonny Gomes 1
UTIL Carlos Gomez 1
P Johan Santana 1
P Felix Hernandez 1
P Billy Wagner 1
P Josh Johnson 33
P Roy Oswalt 31
P Josh Beckett 7
P James McDonald 1
P Jake Westbrook 1
P Sergio Romo 1
BE Kevin Slowey 1
BE Michael Brantley 1
BE Jon Rauch 1
BE Rafael Betancourt 1
Total: 260
Remaining: 0

lazy bums
C Jorge Posada 1
1B Adam Dunn 1
2B Ian Kinsler 1
3B Alex Rodriguez 1
SS Ian Desmond 19
2B/SS Alcides Escobar 11
1B/3B Carlos Lee 18
OF Josh Hamilton 1
OF Jay Bruce 39
OF Brett Gardner 20
OF Dexter Fowler 6
OF Jose Tabata 1
UTIL David Ortiz 20
P CC Sabathia 1
P Yovani Gallardo 1
P Francisco Liriano 29
P Chad Billingsley 19
P Jhoulys Chacin 13
P Phil Hughes 13
P Carlos Zambrano 2
P Trevor Cahill 8
P Jordan Zimmermann 4
BE Carlos Pena 12
BE Edinson Volquez 3
BE Jake Peavy 1
BE Wade Davis 2
Total: 247
Remaining: 13

Team Beaver Shooters
C Joe Mauer 1
1B Albert Pujols 1
2B Ty Wigginton 1
3B Placido Polanco 8
SS Jhonny Peralta 1
2B/SS Juan Uribe 1
1B/3B Kevin Youkilis 1
OF Manny Ramirez 6
OF Ryan Raburn 2
OF Johnny Damon 2
OF Garrett Jones 3
OF Cameron Maybin 1
UTIL Victor Martinez 35
P Cliff Lee 1
P David Price 1
P Jered Weaver 1
P Wandy Rodriguez 24
P Joe Nathan 18
P Francisco Cordero 10
P Ricky Romero 8
P Craig Kimbrel 6
P Ian Kennedy 6
BE Gaby Sanchez 11
BE Luke Scott 10
BE Edwin Encarnacion 6
BE Ike Davis 8
Total: 173
Remaining: 87

Team The Reamers
C Kurt Suzuki 5
1B Prince Fielder 1
2B Chase Utley 1
3B Martin Prado 27
SS Derek Jeter 32
2B/SS Gordon Beckham 23
1B/3B Joey Votto 1
OF Matt Kemp 1
OF Michael Bourn 24
OF Curtis Granderson 27
OF Carlos Beltran 10
OF Alfonso Soriano 6
UTIL Adam Lind 19
P Brett Anderson 1
P Matt Cain 1
P Mariano Rivera 25
P Andrew Bailey 14
P Drew Storen 5
P Ricky Nolasco 13
P Brian Matusz 8
P Fernando Rodney 1
P Hong-Chih Kuo 1
BE Tyler Colvin 4
BE Chase Headley 8
BE Jon Garland 1
BE Scott Baker 1
Total: 260
Remaining: 0

Schenectady Swingers
C J.P. Arencibia 9
1B Michael Cuddyer 9
2B Rickie Weeks 1
3B Ryan Zimmerman 1
SS Alexei Ramirez 34
2B/SS Yunel Escobar 5
1B/3B Kila Ka'aihue 1
OF Shin-Soo Choo 1
OF Mike Stanton 1
OF Alex Rios 42
OF Drew Stubbs 30
OF Travis Snider 10
UTIL Austin Jackson 6
P Roy Halladay 1
P Mat Latos 1
P Edwin Jackson 7
P Jeremy Hellickson 18
P Brad Lidge 8
P John Danks 19
P Huston Street 13
P Brandon Lyon 10
P Jose Valverde 11
BE Madison Bumgarner 10
BE Matt Thornton 8
BE Leo Nunez 3
BE Travis Wood 1
Total: 260
Remaining: 0

Wainwrighteous Dudes
C Brian McCann 1
1B Billy Butler 29
2B Dustin Pedroia 1
3B Jose Bautista 1
SS Troy Tulowitzki 1
2B/SS Neil Walker 1
1B/3B Aramis Ramirez 29
OF Andrew McCutchen 51
OF Adam Jones 20
OF Marlon Byrd 1
OF Magglio Ordonez 1
OF Josh Willingham 1
UTIL Ian Stewart 15
P Joakim Soria 1
P Tommy Hanson 38
P Brian Wilson 27
P Max Scherzer 33
P David Aardsma 1
P Gavin Floyd 1
P Jake McGee 1
P John Lackey 1
P Alexi Ogando 1
BE Luke Gregerson 1
BE R.A. Dickey 1
BE David DeJesus 1
BE Chris Johnson 1
Total: 260
Remaining: 0

Mulder's Shoulder
C Mike Napoli 16
1B Miguel Cabrera 1
2B Ben Zobrist 29
3B Adrian Beltre 1
SS Rafael Furcal 18
2B/SS Ryan Theriot 1
1B/3B Justin Smoak 1
OF Ryan Braun 1
OF Colby Rasmus 1
OF Hunter Pence 37
OF B.J. Upton 36
OF Matt Joyce 1
UTIL Nate McLouth 1
P Zack Greinke 1
P Jon Lester 1
P Gio Gonzalez 16
P Ted Lilly 21
P Jonathan Sanchez 21
P Ryan Dempster 18
P Chris Perez 17
P J.J. Putz 12
P Kevin Gregg 4
BE James Shields 2
BE Dallas Braden 1
BE Octavio Dotel 1
BE Rafael Soriano 1
Total: 260
Remaining: 0

Glengarry Leads
C Geovany Soto 23
1B Mark Teixeira 1
2B Brandon Phillips 41
3B Casey McGehee 1
SS Elvis Andrus 37
2B/SS Chone Figgins 22
1B/3B Michael Young 36
OF Jayson Werth 1
OF Chris Young 1
OF Andre Ethier 40
OF Raul Ibanez 2
OF Franklin Gutierrez 2
UTIL Freddie Freeman 2
P Cole Hamels 1
P Colby Lewis 1
P Jonathan Papelbon 23
P Jaime Garcia 10
P Brandon League 1
P Joel Hanrahan 1
P Randy Wolf 1
P Ryan Madson 1
P Jorge De La Rosa 1
BE Hideki Matsui 3
BE Seth Smith 2
BE Logan Morrison 1
BE Cody Ross 1
Total: 256
Remaining: 4

Contronious Rex
C Carlos Ruiz 1
1B Justin Morneau 1
2B Kelly Johnson 24
3B Evan Longoria 1
SS Jimmy Rollins 1
2B/SS Howard Kendrick 15
1B/3B Scott Rolen 1
OF Carlos Gonzalez 1
OF Ichiro Suzuki 41
OF Jacoby Ellsbury 33
OF Shane Victorino 31
OF Rajai Davis 18
UTIL Bobby Abreu 19
P Ubaldo Jimenez 1
P Aroldis Chapman 1
P Tim Hudson 21
P Joel Pineiro 1
P Anibal Sanchez 1
P Michael Pineda 1
P Daniel Bard 1
P Evan Meek 1
P Javier Vazquez 1
BE Vernon Wells 19
BE Angel Pagan 16
BE Sean Rodriguez 8
BE Peter Bourjos 1
Total: 260
Remaining: 0

Heyward Jablowme
C Carlos Santana 27
1B Aubrey Huff 18
2B Robinson Cano 1
3B Pablo Sandoval 20
SS Hanley Ramirez 1
2B/SS Asdrubal Cabrera 4
1B/3B James Loney 8
OF Carl Crawford 1
OF Jason Heyward 1
OF Juan Pierre 20
OF Delmon Young 27
OF Nick Markakis 13
UTIL Miguel Montero 16
P Dan Haren 1
P Justin Verlander 1
P Heath Bell 32
P Francisco Rodriguez 21
P Brett Myers 9
P Johnny Cueto 5
P Frank Francisco 3
P Bronson Arroyo 5
P Jonny Venters 1
BE Mitch Moreland 10
BE Tsuyoshi Nishioka 6
BE Jose Lopez 5
BE Jim Thome 4
Total: 260
Remaining: 0

[thrill]

thrill (I think it was him) spent $65 on Nelson Cruz...

Yeah it was me, but in my defense I wanted to take advantage of maybe not everyone realizing that since we only get charged $1 for each keeper that the ESPN suggested values were irrelevant since we have 6 filled roster spots for $6. So I really was determined to overpay to get a young, stud bat that I could plan on having for a long-term keeper because I was really unhappy with my keepers this year not named Gozalez, Lincecum and Carpenter and who knows how long the Carpenter thing will last.

I'm happy with it. He was the best candidate available.

[JackofDiamonds]

Heyward Jablowme
C Carlos Santana 27
1B Aubrey Huff 18
2B Robinson Cano 1
3B Pablo Sandoval 20
SS Hanley Ramirez 1
2B/SS Asdrubal Cabrera 4
1B/3B James Loney 8
OF Carl Crawford 1
OF Jason Heyward 1
OF Juan Pierre 20
OF Delmon Young 27
OF Nick Markakis 13
UTIL Miguel Montero 16
P Dan Haren 1
P Justin Verlander 1
P Heath Bell 32
P Francisco Rodriguez 21
P Brett Myers 9
P Johnny Cueto 5
P Frank Francisco 3
P Bronson Arroyo 5
P Jonny Venters 1
BE Mitch Moreland 10
BE Tsuyoshi Nishioka 6
BE Jose Lopez 5
BE Jim Thome 4
Total: 260
Remaining: 0

Thanks autodraft, sweet rotation after my keepers. Heath Bell and K-Rod for $53, the rest of my starting rotation? $19. Brett Myers, Arroyo, and Johnny Cueto? [expletive] you autodraft.

Oh and awesome work spending $16 on my backup catcher and taking James Loney as my backup 1b to Aubrey Huff.

[Swirls]

I think this is the year Loney finally puts it all together.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

Joe Torre thinks Loney is a clutch, middle of the order RBI guy so you should be set.

And hey, my autodraft took Justin Smoak, Nate McLouth and Ryan Theriot.