Ask [formerly (formerly)] jim

[Lazarus 3.5]

Dear formerly-jim,
How do I wish everyone a Happy Birthday without putting them in individually wrapped wishings?
I am Basically a lazy bastard, but feel bad when I don't participate in the festivities, as I feel everyone is special to me.
Will you wish them well for me as individuals or designate someone to do this?
Laz is a derivative of lazy

[Hungary Jack]

Dear Jim,

Why do most things taste like chicken?

[Lazarus 3.5]

Dear Jim,

Why do most things taste like chicken?

Sorry to jump in, but if they tasted like s hit, we would all be dead! Most of us anyway.

[lukethedrifter]

Dear Jim;

Should I have kids or not? I want to, but I also don't want to give up, you know, everything that's awesome about life.

Gave up.

[heyzeus]

epic personal bump

[cards2468]

Jim, should I change my name?

And if so, what should my name be?

Please show your work.

[Sutter'sBeard]

Dear Jim,

I was watching the rape scene in Shawshank Redemption the other day and Andy said that getting an icepick through the brain would cause him to bite off that arian dudes wiener. Is this true?

[sighyoung]

Dear jim,

Did you help heyzeus' boys swim? Are you the Unicorn Whisperer?

Sincerely,

sighyoung

[jim]

Last three ... No, yuck I have no comment, and merely being in my aura increases your masculinity so yes in a way I did.

[heyzeus]

Last three ... No, yuck I have no comment, and merely being in my aura increases your masculinity so yes in a way I did.

It's true. All of our lady posters should avoid this thread, lest they be impregnated.